An Educational Post

Your total blood cholesterol level:


Desirable — Less than 200 mg/dL

Borderline high risk — 200–239 mg/dL

High risk — 240 mg/dL and over

info source: americanheart.org

but mine was and still is 99857500mg/dL after eating this wicked sea creature at Tambun!

i can feel pain radiating from my chest to my arms, neck, jaw and abdomen already. ARGHHH!

OMG i cant breathe *gasp gasp*

wheezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~

Big Money Opps!

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This new segmentation system is mainly to reward bloggers with high traffic blogs as well as for the lower traffic blogs alike. With this fair distribution, no wonder PayPerPost is the leading marketplace for Consumer Generated Advertising!

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The ultimate reason for this post is to inform you - the bloggers about these golden opportunities to earn up to $1000 in a single sponsored post!

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Credit Cards

Nowadays, sales teams from various banks can be seen everywhere ranging from malls to travel/property fairs. They are often armed with good persuasive skills and lotsa free gifts to attract and convince us to sign up for their respective banks' credit cards.

Now, what is a credit card? In short, a credit card is a form of payment in the shape of a plastic card. In the case of a credit card, the issuer usually the banks lend money to the user with a stipulated credit limit.

The ultimate benefit of using a credit card is the convenience. All we ever needed to bring out for shopping or dining is a piece of card. Simple and cool isn't it? Furthermore, it is safer than to bring a stack of cash everywhere you go.

In addition, credit card companies do offer attractive gifts when users use their cards. The users can then redeem those products using the loyalty points earned. Some banks even offer vouchers and cash back after a certain amount of money spent using the respective cards.

Most users are very concerned with balance transfers among different accounts but worry not - cardguide is always here to help! With the help of cardguide, you can also use the website to
to compare credit cards and most importantly find out more about 0% credit cards.

In cardguide you'll learn more about credit cards because the site is meant to be resourceful. You will find articles that are related to credit cards and who knows... they might come in handy to aid you in opting for the perfect card. Again I would like to stress on this, if you want to know more about credit card, please visit cardguide.

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How to sell Condoms

The marketing manager of Cold Storage, Gurney Plaza must be the cream of the crop in his field. He/She sure knows where exactly to place the products on the shelves...

In order to sell condoms effectively... we must bundle them up together with other different consumer goods. And of course attractive packaging and competitive pricing are crucial to ensure its success...




Step 1: You gotta sell Power Bar for endurance. we dont know how long it takes right?

Step 2: We must also provide relief for the strained muscles and aches right?

Step 3: Vitamins! These are of the greatest importance... Determining life or death, or success or failure. right?

Step 4: ahhhh... The BRAND’S Essence of Chicken you grew up with...

isnt he/she a genius? i seriously think so...

slabs of fats

eh aunty ahh... please lah. keep that hunky chunky lumps at home can or not. but worry not, i've got a few suggestions for you when you decided to chop those wedges off...

1. cook them with chinese herbs then drink it OR;

2. feed them to the starving canines/felines in the street OR;

3. use them to cushioned your car seats OR;

4. sell them to companies producing oil soluble products OR;

5. put them in a basin of water and amuse yourself OR;

6. inject them into your breasts and use them to press the car horn ala the Norbit style

just choose one lah aunty... ah? dont want choose ah? then wear your clothes one size bigger lah.

if you think you are fat then you probably are okay... drill that statement in your thick fat skull can?

damn men-nausea-kan! tiu...

disclaimer: this entry is seriously meant to humour myself and the readers. a joke ok? can you handle it? LOL!

Paper Cut

suffering from a real gawddamn-sohai-cheebye-kanineh-hamchat
-pookeema-cheepiet-tiuhai-hamkaling-lampa-farking painful paper cut deep deep on my little finger...

Seedlessly Stoned

me: why "stones" and not "seeds"?

Colleague M: oh! easy... small ones are seeds lorr... bigger ones are STONES lorr...

me: ....