Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Imported Ham
The Shouters now take turns to feature me in their blogs as The Ali-Hams.
First it was Sae Wei...
And now... it's Minny! All the way from Singapore.
swt. haha.
Faster come back! i mish youuuuuuuuuuuu XD
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I DIDN'T FAIL TRADE FINANCE!
Wa-hoo!
+i have Ds for macro and business law. Lalala. Only bad thing is marke-fucking-ting. I got a C. Sighs. I know why. I screwed up the fucked up question B as i forgot how to explain the steps of STP. But no matter.
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Went to see the enchanting Enchanted today. Was v. Disney and i like! Haha. Alan Menken returned to compose, which is why Enchanted has quite a Beauty and the Beast / Little Mermaid sorta feel to it. Menken's songs are just great.
Only downside is probably the not-so-young-ness of Princess Giselle. I mean... Most disney princesses were in their teens ("I'm 16 years old, i'm not a child anymore"), not in their thirties! Ah well. I suppose any normal person will find themselves growing more wrinkly if they live in New York.
Now. Speaking of old actresses acting young, Stardust has one too. Urgh. Yvaine of Stardust. Old! It's just heart wrenching to see Claire Danes falling prey to the claws of time. She was divine in Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Ah well, the actresses still acted v. well regardless.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Hohoho!
So i jogged today, and i nearly suffocated. S'been so long since i jogged, and i couldn't really breathe properly. I felt like my trachea was rupturing, which is impossible as there are rungs to prevent that. But that's what i felt la. :D
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I don't know about you people, but i think lilies are freakin' smelly. They smell like pee, goddamn it. Sis got a large bouquet of lilies the other day and she stuck them in a vase right outside my room. Each time i go to my room i get a whiff of lily "redolence". Urgh. I know one man's smelly is another's fragrant, but whoever thinks that lilies are fragrant sure does like the smell of pee.
Pretty flowers! I don't deny that. But the smell is just not that cool.
HAM~!
GrrRrRrr!
sumore got photoshop okie. don't pray pray!
HAHAHAHAHA. Thanks so much lah sayang! You're the best lah! Muahhhhhh*
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Lucah
The drawings behind a toilet door @ E-Gate, Penang
There are a few things i wanna clarify with the talented artist. Why...
1. her lower jaw protrudes so much more than the upper one?
2. her teteks so fugly?
3. his balls are at the same level with the batang?
And finally, what is muda melancap batang?
Friday, November 23, 2007
Time
Normally i wake up after silencing my handphone alarm's harmonic tunes for the fifth time (6:05 let it ring. 6:10 let it ring somemore. 6:15 still got time. 6:20 a bit more time. 6:25 argh shit time to wake up). Then there are the days -usually rainy- when my faithful alarm fails to rouse me, then i will be rumbled out of slumberland by my maid's persistent knocking on my door.
But today. Ah! I suppose my body and mind sorta reached a divine agreement that they have had too much sleep and thus propelled me to spring out of my bed to inhale the gorgeous morning air.
Pah.
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The BSM Gang
met up with the crazy bunch from college. i laughed so much that night... ended up with gastritis at home. too much wind and... craps.
please do arrange another gathering soon okay. cheers. i miss you all already weiii...
photo courtesy of Ms Mountain :)
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The Dog
so gaya... got armband sumore. lol.
Janice with Ralphie
Janice with Husky Junior - Snowball
mother and son
upwards
look at the camera lah, dammit!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Why I Want To Eat At Friday's
Sin No. 1: Lust
I want to eat at Friday's because i lust for their Mocha Mud Pie.
Who doesn't?
Tell me! Who doesn't desire a humongous slab of heaven *swoons*, smothered in chocolate sauce, sprrrinkled with almond flakes... The sensual pleasure of swallowing a huge hunk of Mocha Mud Pie is enough to drive people wild!
Sin No. 2: Greed
I am greedy. 1 is too little! 2 is not enough. I want the three for all!
Fried mozzarella, loaded potato skins and spicy (tss!) buffalo wings! Enough to satisfy any greedy food-hoarding feller like me!
Sin No. 3: Sloth
I want to eat at Friday's not only for its food, but also for the ambience.
The cosy decor and warm lighting makes Friday's a perfect place to laze around, eating and sipping drinks. Wouldn't you agree?
Sin No. 4: Envy
I want to eat at Friday's because
Sin No. 5: Pride
"Where are you ah? Saturday? Cheh! What kinda place is that? Me? I am having a Sundae at Friday's! Nyahaha!"
Maybe it's just me. But sometimes i feel a tinge of pride when i eat marvellous food at Friday's. Oh, and yes. Pride is what i'll feel BIG time if i win a free meal at Friday's!
Sin No. 6: Gluttony
Need i say more? Gluttony is the way of life, no?
Sin No. 7: Wrath
I am an unbelievably wrathful person!! Nuffnang/Friday's should give me this free meal (or even the RM1000) or suffer my rolling waves of wrath!!! Just kidding! No offense intended.. This is written for creative purposes, and i am a creative person. =)
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Finally. I want to eat at Friday's! No, not because Mondays are blue, and Tuesdays to Thursdays are rainbow-coloured...
It's because, at Friday's
the friendly staff (with their fancy outfits) +
the creative and boisterous singing on Birthdays +
the warm country-styled ambience +
not to mention the array of mouth-watering food (my mocha mud pie!)
= an unforgettable dining experience + countless reasons to return.
Bee-wolf?
It started off with the grotesque creature Grendel dismembering people. Like why, why the fuck is it so fucking noisy la, dammit! Disgusting creature. Its mother is a bad one, dunno how to teach ur son, only know how to screw around with kings la! And why, why the fuck can't the voice actor of Grendel speak properly? I know you're a playing a creature, but heck, Gollum sounds even better. Brrr. Had to read the BM subtitles to understand its throaty whines.
Now. About the story. There are some unwrapped loose ends in the movie. Firstly, Queen Wealtheow refused to sleep with King Hrothgar (which is a wise decision, as he is a disgusting pervert) because she knew that Hrothgar has slept with 'her', who is probably Grendel's mum. So the king told her, but did he tell her that he fathered Grendel? And if he did, how did she manage to be so calm without losing her mind?
And about Grendel's sexy mum. So she seduces men with the prospect of being king (and also with her body). What's the point anyway? To conceive a child? If so, why bother making the guy king? The story did not tell us about the terms of conditions between Grendel's mum and Beowulf, like how much wealth he's gonna get, or under what conditions might he be harmed. And why the fuck would she want to send a dragon to kill people when she can easily do so herself, as proven when she murdered Beowulf's soldiers.
Sis said that Grendel's mum wants to mess with men by pitting their offspring against them (which is pure evil :D). If so, what the hell is up with the dragon horn thing, the whole charade about making Beowulf king as long as she has the dragon horn in her possession? I am assuming that she ditched the horn somewhere so that someone picks it up and gives it back to Beowulf so that their agreement is ended accidentally on purpose. What is the point la!! Want to be evil, just freakin send his child dragon (much much more impressive than Hrothgar's grendel. It's all about the genes i suppose) against him while keeping the horn.
So let's say Grendel's mum wants to mess with men by pitting their offspring against them, why did she ask Grendel not to kacau Hrothgar (telling him it's ok to hunt a few bears or deers but not Hrothgar) when he had the dragon horn? And why she kacaued Beowulf when he had the horn?? Perhaps it revenge on Beowulf for slaying her disgusting son. If so, then what about Hrothgar? What's his story? Argrrr. So many unresolved issues in the movie.
And what about the animosity between Unferth and Beowulf? I was expecting Unferth to be a sneaky little snake and backstabbing Beowulf, but no, they became pals. This is so not right! Especially when Unferth had the looks and potential of becoming a sneaky little snake.
Sucky storyline aside, Beowulf does have amazingly life-like characters, as seen in the pic above. Beowulf looks almost real. And his well-defined musculature is to die for, no? Minus the scars, that is. XD After watching the movie it can be concluded that: i) Temptation is dangerous! and ii) Screwing around and having illegitimate children is also dangerous.
Anyway i came across this poster of Beowulf. He looks much much younger like this, like some young hero in his twenties.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
to love or not to love...
a friend of mine told me...
... for a person that leaves you WITHOUT your agreement is NOT someone you want to live with for the rest of your life...
so very true :)
Friday, November 16, 2007
Pah!
The staff at Red Box are so freakin canto. They can jabber at super high speed in canto while i stare incredulously at them, jaws slightly dropped. I suck at canto. I just never got around to converse in cantonese with anyone i know. Each time i try to speak in canto, i will have to pause while i translate manually from mandarin. Bleargh. V. hard work you know..
Was supposed to catch Beowulf after my singing session but the only seats left were first and second rows from screen, which was quite a bummer. Will watch it on Fish (steamed)'s birthday the day after tomorrow. Hmm. Beowulf! Looks pretty fascinating, with all the marsh/drain coloured hues of mossy green and dirty brown. And the MILF-ish Grendel's Mother looks oddly similar to one of those Tomb Raider posters. I think they modeled her after Angelina Jolie's physique, which is pretty befitting since Jolie is voicing Grendel's mum anyway.
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Pah! I sprained my ankle again. For the forth freakin time, god damn it. I just don't understand why! Perhaps my feet are too small to support my body (more logical to say that my body is too big for my feet to support, but it works both ways!).
Been to CIMP Bake Sale on Thursday. Yvonne Woi was there selling her confectioneries, among which were her allegedly rave-inducing chocolate fudge with walnuts and marshmallows. So the CIMPians, sporting red ribbons, were
So here it is! Yvonne Woi's marshmallow chocolate fudge with walnuts and, if my sense of smell is not mistaken, cinnamon. The white plate kinda sucks, too same a colour with the marshmallows. I tried to look for those funky ornamental ones that mum uses for her photo shoots but i couldn't locate any. At least i didn't dangle them in a plastic bag.
Sis said it tasted better than the one i made. T_T Such a traitorous sibling i have. Sighs. Truth hurts! I shall persevere and concoct the mostest most divine chocolate fudge!
Personally i didn't rave over the chocolate fudge. Not a fan of walnuts as they have this sorta rupturing quality to them, like, 1 bite and the walnut just ruptures. No crunch.. I prefer this crunchy slab of peanuts, chopped almond, corn flakes and cranberaisins (? craisins perhaps?) all stuck together by marshmallow! Was nutty. It gave me quite a kick in the nuts. I'm nuts over nuts. Nuts! Nuts nuts nuts!!
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Random pic of the day.
My horse! Yes. I drew it myself (a long time ago) using charcoal and lots of 6B pencil. 6B pencil rocks. Actually the art teacher had a sorta plaque of a horse's head and neck. We, the students, were asked to sit around the plaque to sketch the horse. I sat on the right side so i drew the horse's right side. Drawing is fun! =)
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Helen the translator
Colleen's Birthday @ GLO
No photos this time around as we were busy creating crappy dance moves all night long.
Cut the crap and do the rap~! woot woot~~! haha.
KO-ed @ McD
bleh xD
Cedric's Birthday at Carmen The Bistro
The Red Ralph with Wendy. Goodness Ketiak... you're really red man. haha.
Had a really bad day earlier so i accepted a few rounds of bottoms-up from Vingie and countless glasses of the Chivas + Coke concoction... what happened later on was unexpected :P
I remembered Ceddy trying to get me out from the Bistro. And then i was outside breathing fresh air with his arms around me, trying to stabilised me. Feeling quite high and drunk (no!)... i sat on the elevated pavement and voices i hear are from a distance away. The next thing i know... i bent over and freaking puked my guts out! shits.
I feel so light headed after the puking session, my legs wobbled and i feel like collapsing on the floor. But then... tadaaaaa... there were so many hands holding me at the same time but i cannot make out whose. haha. There was even someone offered for me to lean on his chest. LOL!
Immediately after, i was feeling okay. Chatted a bit with the other drunkards before my friends decided i should go home and Colleen had to do just that. haha. Sorry pal. lol. Funny thing is that, i puked again from her car shortly afterwards. The side of the car and the length of the road was practically laced with my vomit... heh!
So, that was my first time ever puking in public... and it was crazy. Dammit.
Melly The Woman
Met up with The Woman at Gurney Plaza two weeks ago. We crapped so much at the hawkers area. Ganas. Think next time we'll be banned from eating there. swt. haha.
Anyway, i really hope you thoroughly enjoyed yourself in Penang, babe! Come to the island more often okay?
Btw, The Woman is the one with a sling bag. bottom right corner :)
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Wendy The Great
*nods*
Eh, don't deny okay cos i know you're just jealous of me. ahaks XD
The avatar is designed by Benjipapa few weeks ago and this header is created by Wendy! And the whole idea was actually started by - r y u - and supported by fellow Shouters.
WARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm so gonna kill you *rwaarrr*
LOL!!!
behold... lemme present to you... The Quackman!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(pic courtesy of Minny)
and now... The Creator... of my header!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and she's always the one having photos of me looking very stoned...
like this one @ GLO...
Randy Vanwarmer - Just When I Needed You Most
Stared out the window and I
Struggled for something to say
You left in the rain
Without closing the door
I didn't stand in your way
But I miss you more than I
Missed you before and now
Where I'll find comfort, God knows
'Cause you left me
Just when I needed you most
(Left me, just when I needed you most)
Now most every morning I
Stare out the window and I
Think about where you might be
I've written you letters
That I'd like to send
If you would just send one to me
'Cause I need you more than I
Needed before and now
Where I'll find comfort, God knows
'Cause you left me
Just when I needed you most
(Left me, just when I needed you most)
[Instrumental Interlude]
You packed in the morning I
Stared out the window and I
Struggled for something to say
You left in the rain
Without closing the door
I didn't stand in your way
Now I love you more than I
Loved you before and now
Where I'll find comfort, God knows
'Cause you left me
Just when I needed you most
Oh, yeah
You left me
Just when I needed you most
You left me
Just when I needed you most
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Hola
I have got this stereo thingy with two colossal speakers in my room, and if i'm not mistaken they're as old as i am, or older. X(
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Edit: I popped over to 1U and to my dismay both the shady shop and MacAsia (three floors up) had run out of freakin iPod modulators (for cars). The feller at MacAsia told me i could fix my iPod to the stereo thingy by using a normal input cable. Or something. Wasn't very sure as am kinda hopeless when it comes to electronics.
So this is the.. erm.. Stereo thingy. With two freakish rectangle box speakers. -_-" The whole set's been in the house for more than 20 years (!). So yes. It is older than me. Perhaps it can qualify as an antique? I checked my baby photos and on my 1st birthday in 1990, and the set was there in the picture.
And responding to Danny New's comment. No. I won't be updating anything. Neither will i be replacing anything. This is an antique you know. XD And it still functions. So there.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Vingiebai
thumbelina torn. says: sebab aku mahu tidurr
aL says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
thumbelina torn. says: tapi georgie bising...
aL says: i think she is bathing georgie nowwww
thumbelina torn. says: how can...georgie tengah bark..lol
aL says: manacai
thumbelina torn. says: lol
thumbelina torn. says: cb
aL says: kaneh
aL says: u wake up to tell me that ah
thumbelina torn. says: nvm diam already i go tidur back...
Ms Lak Chap Kor is now Ms Pak Jee Kor. Don't kill me weiiii. haha.
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Emo shyts
i remember vividly that you were my pillar of strength. my everything. everything i am made of. that i can rely on you for anything, knowing that you'll never let me down. you loved me unconditionally and never once asked for anything in return.
when im troubled and burdened with ridiculous amount of workload, i know you'll always be there to catch me when i fall. that i can go home to you and just let you take care of everything else. i can just sit back and let the child in me awakened and yet feeling nurtured. completely contented and thoroughly blessed.
i was once the happiest person in the world knowing that i am loved and there's someone i can give my heart and soul to, knowing that we belong to each other... knew each other inside out, outside in.
i read your archives and i think of our past. i'd indeed took you for granted and many times, neglected you to the brim. i am sorry for every single things i'd done that hurt you. you surely deserve someone better than me. someone who is selfless and care for you whole heartedly.
but i miss you, you know? do you have any idea how much i need you in my life? and how much i feel for you? like those time when im with problems, i can just fall into your comforting arms. those times when i just need you by my side, cuddling me to sleep. hand on my cheek, sometimes in my hair. i'd sleep with a smile knowing that i'll wake up with you next to me all the time.
you left long ago but it still feels like yesterday. the pain is still raw and i wonder why. i need to learn how to let go of you when you're still very much a part of me. all i want... is for you to be happy. i just want you to be happy. with or without me.
Saturday!
Hunger pangs aside, my body is feeling totally sore after two consecutive days of playing basketball. My wrist is kinda aching, i think it got dmged while i was doing some shots. Sighs. Legs are seizing up like mad too.
Oh well as they say, no pain no gain, and i gained a hell lot of fun! :D
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Didn't manage to play much of final fantasy as mum is constantly glued to the freakin tv.
Good looks
DL (probably she was referring to a man in a web page): This fellow here looks gay.
SK (surprised at her judgement): Huh? How can you tell by just looking at him like that?
DL (sigh...): Haiya... See already you know la...
SK (I guess he was referring to another one): So, that guy there looks gay ar?
DL (thinking, then judging in confidence): Hmmm... That guy isn't good looking enough to look like a gay leh...
Now, having heard all that, I was thinking to myself:
"Huh? What the f**k... Is this how a person being judged to tell whether that person is gay or not?"
A new way to tell if a person is gay? So, what does "good looks" mean in this sense? And I am pretty sure all of you must have heard of this phrase before:
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder only"
The judgement is now yours to make.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Thursday, November 8, 2007
So
Dad laughed when he kena speed trap. I doubt he would laugh if Mum or Sis were driving and they were the ones who kena. He would be grumbling and nagging "Why the hell you drive so fast la, haaaaa, told u so many times dun drive so fast. Now kena already. Next time dun listen to me la. See what happens." Freakin hypocrite.
I attempted to snap a pic of the highway inside the car, and here's all i got. V. dark.
After i reached grandpa's house i discovered, to my extreme displeasure, that the "praying" i was to do amounted to pricking three joss sticks for grandpa. Since i am in quite a good mood, i will not bitch about my annoyance. Instead i'll blog about what i did at my hometown.
There's this shabby shack place just round the corner from grandpa's place that sells the mostest most freshest fresh seafood curry you can wish to taste. God. *sighs* In order to eat such curry, you will have to wake up/stay awake at 3 a.m. That's when they open. Normally the local fishermen will go there for their early meal before taking off to sea. Unfortunately for me, i arrived at 5.30. And they had only fish heads left. Bleargh. Still, was v. good fish head.
Fish! I know it looks kinda grotesque. I was halfway eating before i thought to take a picture.
I did also consume a huge bowl of bird's nest soup. Oooh lala. 100% bird nest. That's what my aunt said la, but i doubt it. But my uncle is in the bird's nest industry. Sorta. So i get to eat/drink bird's nest. I kept thinking that i was drinking the saliva of birds and it kinda grossed me out a little.
My eldest cousin was there, and he brought along his two children: my niece and nephew. Technically i'm not exactly their uncle, but who the hell cares? My niece is three, and nephew is, i think, a year old plus.
Now, prior to my latest visit, my niece was afraid of me. Sighs. Each time i called to her in my i'm-damn-fun-and-nice voice, she avoided me. And when she went to my sis when she used her i'm-damn-fun-and-nice voice, sis asked my niece why she avoids me, my niece said, "ๆๆไป" which means "i'm scared of him (i.e. me)". Like Damn! How can anyone be afraid of me la! I am such a fun-and-nice person.
During my visit i was feeling tremendously bored with Dad's incessant Teochew chatter with my aunt/uncle. So when i saw a pile of these little multi-coloured squares that children play with, and i seized them and started to make little boxes. My niece just happened to pass by and she saw my masterpieces, was most delighted and came over. "Wooo," she said, and proceeded to snatch my boxes.
Nyahaha! My funky box. :D Best tool to woo children's affection. While i was taking the picture above with my handphone, my niece caught sight of my handphone camera. She loves cameras. I think she was born a natural camwhore. -_-" so she kept turning the camera to her face to camwhore. My god. I never knew camwhore-dom was possible at the age of 3.
She held on to my phone and ran around randomly snapping photos, with me following with bated breath in case she dropped it. Photos snapped by niece:
My second aunt (as in, married to second eldest uncle) + finger.
My second uncle. Head blocked by finger. V. blur. LoLx.
Me! With fingers. I think my niece does not realize that she has to keep her fingers away from the lens. Oh well. Being able to take pictures at the age of 3 is pretty good already! I dun think i even knew what a camera was when i was 3. Hmm.
So here's my niece. And now she likes me. Wahaha! Am such a pro. Like i said, how can anyone be afraid of me? I am such a fun-and-nice person.
And here's my nephew, lying on my cousin's legs. I managed to sneak a pic (peek) of him laughing and my cousin was very pleased. :D
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Went to Zuup with Nico bin Autofelasio (don't ask) the other day. Zuup is this small little place at lower ground of old wing 1 utama that sells an array of very fascinating soup.
I ordered a New England seafood chowder.
Served with croutons and a sprig of parsley. Hate parsley! Ok now i have a lot to say about the seafood chowder. For its price, yes, it is quite worth the price, minus the small chopped up bits of carrots and potatoes. But! I have tasted much better seafood-based soups. With huge chunks of seafood inside. Plus, the chowder is creamy but does not have a strong enough taste. I kept sprinkling salt. And who the hell puts chopped carrots and potatoes in a seafood chowder??! -_-" I won't probably order this the next time i patronize.
Nico, on the other hand, ordered the tomato bisque. Its name is something fancy like tomato bisque with fusilli and whatnot-whatever. He chose a bread bowl, which comes with a nipple-like cover. Lolx.
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Some random pics:
Lacoste's fancy fancy polo t-shirts! Freakin expensive. You have to pay so much extra to have that freakin alligator to appear on your shirt. Sighs. This is what brands do to us.
My beef maggi mee! Turned out slightly tasteless as i added a little bit too much water.
Very very divine Satay @ Penang Mari, TTDI. Fat, thick and meaty. Oh yeah! Give it to me. :D Served with onions, cucumber and divine peanut sauce. Heaven skewered on sticks. Oh baby.