Happy New Year 2009!

I love y'all ♥ ♥ ♥

NEW

Happy 2009, fellers! :)

I'm out in search of the bestest best ham yu fa lam bou.

salted fish pork belly. i think that's what you call it in English. divine dish, but i have been twice disappointed by sorry excuses of Chinese restaurants. pissed!

ham yu fa lam bou connoisseurs, shed me some light please? Best one i've had was in... either Tai Tong or Overseas. forgot which. dammit.

Shock!

More Slurpee.
I was pretty interested when i saw this flavour. Lemon Shock.

I like lemon. I am always sour like a lemon. And i guess it wasn't too off to expect a 7-Up lemonadey taste.

When i took a sip i really kena Shock, because it didn't taste remotely like Lemon.

It was fucking Tutti Fruitti!

I hate Tutti Fruitti. This is how they entice (cheat!) people to drink Tutti Fruitti, disguise it with a sunshine lemon colour or sexy purple colour instead of their usual grotesque bottle green.

Should sue them lor, fuck. Fraudulent labeling.

The appropriate labeling should have been, in grotesque bottle green, Unpleasant Tutti Fruitti Surprise!

Mamma

Mamma Mia!

I just went today.
My my, i didn't resist you.

Mamma Mia, does it show again (i think... until 1st of January)?
My my, i ain't gonna let you go.

***
ABBA songs are just catchy, i must say. The performers have excellent voices. However, at some point, the accompanying music was just blasting out too loud that i couldn't hear some of the lower keys (e.g. "just one look and i can hear a bell ring").

Loud is good, i guess? Means they have super powderful boom-boom-boom speakers which were so boom-boom-boom that my heart was just beating out ABBA. XD

***
RM453... Siao, i tell you. I've never paid so much for seat tickets. Mm hmm. I haven't. And won't. At least not for a couple of years. Or decades for that matter. I saw this entire family behind me, in the VVIP seats. Should be some YB coz the media feller kept sneaking over to snap a picture of him.

Anyway, fantastic tickets courtesy of Datuk Steven Tan. Intended for my parents, but since mum had stuff to do, i got the opportunity to nourish my artistically-starved existence with a healthy dose of musical.

View of the stage from my seat. Very good seats, right in the middle and i could see all the actors' and actresses' facial expressions.

All in all a brilliant show. A vibrant and talented crew delivering a humourous and colourful performance with enchanting vocals and captivating stage choreography. Definitely lived up to their "World No. 1 Show" claim.

Found this headless cardboard thingy outside and i tried to snap a pic with it but tak jadi. Didn't hunch myself enough so part of my shoulder is peeking out. X(

Xmas Gift Exchange

Take your pick on which gift I actually chose... the winner will get an exclusive something from me after I blog about it.

Hurry 'cos contest ends on 9th Jan 2009 :)

Current Mode: Unwinding

(:

Komtar

on a good day :)

photo taken using my W850i
heh!

china

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Beezee

Busy like a bee right now. Pah.

Furfur's company is dealing with the Ministry of Sound Health and his mum has so kindly offered me a part time job to translate health ministry flyers and brochures from BM to English. Flyers of diabetes, stroke, heart disease, smoking, cancer etc. Oh and diabetic feet care, with traumatically grotesque pictures.

Deadline, tomorrow. Have got loads to translate.

I am paid a fee of 600 bucks, which is my 1 month internship salary. Fuck. 600 bucks in 3 days. Compared to nearly 20 days of 9-6 slavery.

Am kinda freaked out that my work is not up to standard. Sigh. And i can't really think properly due to my fucking throbbing ...

Did i mention that i removed my wisdom tooth? Surgery. 3 stitches. Sigh. Can't even eat properly right now. Back to work.

Men Are from Venus, Women Are from Mars

why on earth this woman is seated like that...

when men are seated like THIS?!

NOW... EXPLAIN!

What a Bloggiful World :)

Special thanks to Satkuru for the photo :)

- decided not to write about this event. sorry people -

Ill

Sigh. Christmas Day.

I spent the whole of yesterday just lying in bed, head groggy and body aching all over.

I was:

1. coughing like a smoker who's about to die of lung cancer.
2. sneezing like a geyser, and my nose was a water tap that refused to be turned off.
3. sporting a high fever of 39.6 degrees.

Mum has this cute digital thermometer and i measured my temperature with it. When i went to the doctor's, he used another weird ass thermometer thingy, and stuffed it into my ear. Pfft. And he got 39.6 too.

Have got a pile of pills and tablets to swallow 2-3 times a day. + A disgusting cough syrup to "slowly sip and swallow". What a Christmas day huh.

Suicide

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Click here to see the advertisement in Mudah

Source: Belinda - thanks for the link xD

:D

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
Oh, i'm telling you why

Santa Claus is gonna go down.

He's shaking his fist
Yup, he's shaking it twice
He's gonna find out
That nobody's nice

Santa Claus is wearing a frown.

Santa Claus is coming to town!

Urgh

How i wish i could work a 7-4 shift! :D

This might seem like overkill, having to wake up at unearthly hours, but listen to my rationale!

Office only gains productivity after lunch hours, when everyone's had some amount of caffeine shooting through their veins.

So, by coming to office freaking early at 7, i can goyang kaki (or maybe take a nap) for 5 hours until lunch time. Take a longer-than-required lunch, come back at 1.30, work 2 and half hours and boom. Time to go home.

Sigh. Wishful thinking right? Am going crazy siao.

Why, lar, why did i choose to go down this path of torture?

Latest Shoutout Family Photo @ What a Bloggiful World!

as usual.... Wheeeeeeeee! :)

Random #6

Random photos. As usual.

The smell of Glade Tropical Fresh invokes a dejavu-esque sensation within me. I must have been doing something really happy when i last inhaled a similar scent?

Bought Tropical Fresh since my old one has run dry and my car has begun to smell like... musky undried clothes.

***


I was driving home the other day and i saw some bunnies hanging in this car in a somewhat creepy manner.

Mad bunny killer. Kill them, stuff them and leave them dangling like corpses in his amazing 90 degree-door-opening car.
Of course, you might not think it's creepy, but i won't really care anyway.

sbd

got my exam result oledi. alhamdulillah i did not failed any subject. i did not get into the dean list, but still i tink im doing ok. i

Afta came back from pahang, for abg shi's wed (His wife sangat comel!) i got a very bad fever, coughing mcm org batuk kering. So yesterday, went to the clinic. Afta knowing dat im going to beijing, dr.nasir laugh and gave me xtra medicine to stock up. China is on winter, so beijing is slightly snowing. I have to bring all the medicine or else i will be totally hibernated to death.

The best part is my flight back to klia is just right a day before the class start, lunyailah aku*
will fly to beijing tonight.

one mission : SHOP TILL DROP!

Fury

I am furious.

Scenario. Last Friday, my boss (henceforth referred to as E) asked me to create a manual for the company software, those step-by-step guides with matching screen shots.

E read through my manual, sent to his boss to proof-read somemore. E's boss said to add in numbered headings / subheadings and that was it. So i add in numbered headings and submitted it.

Today. E told me that he'd had an oversight with some of the names in the software as his staff named them incorrectly. It was initially "Triple Screening EMA (Exponential Moving Average, you might remember this from Business Stats) Rule", but it was supposed to be just "Triple Screen Rule".

So fine, E said he would change the name in the software, but i needed to fix the manual. Need to edit all the screen shots (pretty simple. :D i used paint) to get rid of the fucking "ing".

Now. Unbeknownst to me, E had also removed the EMA from the software. Didn't tell me also. I retained the EMAs and sent the edited manual in.

Reply was, "got a lot of mistakes".

Damn mm song lor. I am well acquainted with "a lot of mistakes" due to Add Maths in high school, but back then i knew just how shitty my standard was, so i deserved it.

But what the helling fuck?

Part of it was my fault for not double checking the rule in XPertTrader. But hello. If your people had gotten the name right in the first place, i wouldn't have had to edit the damn thing twice. A lot of mistakes, my ass.

I wanted to reply with some scathingly sarcastic remarks but decided against it. I'll see what happens.

What i wrote in most of my application cover letters:

I wish to intern with your company to gain first hand experience of working life so as to prepare myself after graduation.

Yeah. First hand experience alright. Lesson of the day: learn how to suck it up. I must endure. 我忍！

ESPRIT

What will you do when you're given a 40% discount on all items in Esprit?


BUY! BUY! BUY!

:)

Made from 100% cow's backside. wtf.

Split Leather: Leather made from the lower (inner or flesh side) layers of a hide that have been split away from the upper, or grain, layers. Split leather is more fragile than side leather or full-grain leather, and is typically used in the form of suede.


errr... whatever :P

Life

My Life :)))

"What a Bloggiful World" is coming up next!

re: tagged

tagged by Megat

1. Your current status
single and loving it

2. Describe urself in one word.
colourful

3. Who would you pick,someone who really loves you,or the one you love?
both. =) im greedy. haha.

4. Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
used to be..

5. Does it feel good to love?
my faith on love almost faded

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven,IF you love someone special what will you say to that person?
you kena cari orang lain

7. What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??
I don’t give a damn

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
yes. i failed, and I felt sorry for him

9. What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
kena bertempat

10. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
what goes around comes around

11. Best place to cry?
lecturer’s room. Haha.

12. Who do you love the most?
my fam & my bff

13. Tell us ur dream last night?
why shud I tell u?

14. Someone offered you a drink?
if u want to buy me a drink, expecting that i'll be wif u, so dat u can break my heart. NO THANKS

15. An actor/actress that you would be likely to share a table with would be?
Hilary Burton (Peyton Sawyer OTH)

16. last person who hurt you
someone who crushed my brittle heart into pieces. thanks to him

17. went to the movies with?
my besties

18. last talked on the cell phone with?
adam baboon

19. last yelled at?
my annoying si gemok

20. ur current worries
my final exam result

21. ur ringtones sings
tegan and Sara

22. If you could do anything OR wish anything,what would it be?
i wish all my wishes came true

23. If you could have an all expense paid trip,where will you go?
jakarta

24. last person asked you out for a date
I rejected a lot lately. Im sorry if u’re one of them

25. ur last ex bf/gf would be
si lembu yang baik hati. I missed him as a FRIEND

26. last msg received from
hafiz

27. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
my passion, my career

i tagged the first person who read this post.

Rangers

I was quite a crazy fan of Power Rangers as a kid.

I had all of the Power Ranger figurines, their power belts that could expel corresponding dinosaur coins, Green Ranger's flute-dagger, and also one of the large turtle toys (apparently some other people are more crazy than I. they had the mechazard thingy, as well as each Power Ranger's weapons that could be combined togehter). I would play with all the figurines until their colours fade and their screws become loose, and i would pester adults around me to get me brand new ones. xD

Many who grew up in the 90s must have had an obsession with Power Rangers, even though they were clad in hideously garish tights and motorcycle helmets, and defeated enemies by doing cartwheels and aerobic backflips.

Apparently Power Rangers had like 15 seasons (wtf!), but i stopped after the second season as the emergence of Pokemon kept me busy (shifted my obsession to Pokemon... too much to elaborate here). :D

I was walking in 1 Utama the other day and i saw this Power Ranger poster that caught my eye.

My... How they have evolved! I mean just look at their equipment. They look like professional cleaners.

Step 1: Black ranger hammers large pieces of trash into smaller ones

Step 2: Blue ranger's weapon looks like those humongous electromagnets they use in scrapyards. Mm hmm. Blue will suck up all metal parts to recycle.

Step 3: Yellow ranger scoops up remainder of trash with that thingy she plucked off a loader tractor.

Walao WTF is that la... What happened to her double daggers? Can you imagine her "fighting the forces of evil" with... that thing people use to gorek earth??

Step 4: What's Pink ranger holding? Vacuum cleaner. Portable somemore. Can suck up all the dust and dirt. Bingo.

Only one with a decent weapon is red, and even so, it doesn't look very much remarkable.

Sigh. Maybe i have just outgrown them.

But wtf. The tractor scooper. Cannot tahan.

X(

Urgh. Am feeling bored and somewhat exhausted.

Stayed in office for 12 hours yesterday (minus lunchbreak). 9am - 10pm. Geez.

I attended the "hand-holding" session, during which one of my seniors taught the "class" how to operate the company software. I just spent that 3 hours rushing my work for my Singaporean boss.

Singaporean boss-tard! LoL! He's a really fun guy and definitely not a boss-tard. Just typing for fun. xD

***
So "hand-holding". I already knew how to operate the ChartNexus software, which analyzes and charts stockmarket data. So i spent my time observing the people who came, who represented the target demographic.

Target market: Middle-aged, balding men. Rich enough to mess with stocks, grumpy and arrogant and enough to annoy the hell out of you. Dresses uncle-ly enough to suit their fading age and lack of style.


***
Speaking of the company software. I fucking hate it. I think it hates me too. It tortured me for the whole day yesterday. If it had been working fine, i wouldn't have had to stay back and slave over my work. In the end, uninstalled and reinstalled it, and it worked fine. Geezzzz.

cicak

Watching cicakman2 planet hitam, just now.(midnight show)

The only malaysian film that we can be proud of i guess, besides afdlin's n yasmin's masterpiece.

Likewise cicakman1, i watched it on the first day itself. *overexcited malaysian

i aint a good movie critics, but i found that cicakman2 resembles quantum of solace in terms of the main ideas. i dunno la sape tiru sape aite, but their storyline same.

bad people controlled and polluted clean water all over around the world. And there comes cicakman or james bonds to solve this masaalah negara.

no ratio given but credit to yusry fo the brilliant CGI effects*

What a Bloggiful World

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Meeting Team RoundEGG @ Coffeebean, Queensbay Mall

Mr Ernest was the first one who came to make the payment for What a Bloggiful World. We'll see you this weekend!

And the second was Diese! She came all the way from Butterworth! Alamaks! Forgot to take photo together pulak - will do so on Sunday okay?!

Oh, it's this weekend... I'm so sexcitedddddddd! xD

Fuck

Am being mauled by the bears and trampled by the bulls. Fuck!

Get off my back, you animals!

BFF ALERT

muka layu sabya, penat baru blk raya jb smlm. lunch di mcd taipan arini. dibelanja emy, terus kemudiannya drop emy di rumah hakim. i always think emy n hakim will make a good pair thou they always deny it ;p
statement dari uncle mmg melucukan.

*sabya rindu emy, ely, zaza, tara, adit, atik, & adam.

Food!

Argh. It's 10.20 and am craving for food! As always.

Beef Queso!!!!! Sigh. T_T

And unlimited tostada chips.

Sighhhhh.