Cakezilla

Hilarious MSN conversation i had with YZ

YZ: for the 1st time in my life i actually dreamt about 

Me: happy things?

YZ: cakes!!!

Me: WOW!

Me: congrats. gimme 5!

Me: wait.. 

YZ: in my dream i went to this

Me: good cakes? or bad cakes?

YZ: dessert and cake exhibition

YZ: with damn a lot of cakes there for people 2 eat and rate

Me: sugoi!

Me: if got i'll so totally DIE and go there.

YZ: but it ended up bad... coz got 1 fella...

Me: jesus...

Me: -_-"

YZ: haih

YZ: he gave me his award winning cake

YZ: it looks damn complicated with lotsa weird colours

Me: so awesome punya dream also can go bad...

YZ: then say i will win money.... and get a contract to be some food taster who is highly paid.... if i can test out 5 main tastes inside...

Me: LOL

Me: LOL!

YZ: sohai fuck

YZ: then i sit there
YZ: oh u were there also!!

YZ: with zy!!

YZ: u 2 rushing me

Me: OMG!

YZ: cos we r supposed to leave

Me: u dreamt of me. i'm like so touched

YZ: so u 2 rush me

YZ: and as time runs out... n more n more lemmas coming in

YZ: i woke up.

Hilarious!!

Now, regarding the "lemmas". It's related to a name i coined for YZ, which is the Dilemmeister! He's constantly being pricked by the horns of dilemma, i.e. person who loves to over-analyze a simple situation, thus creating major dilemmas / trilemmas / multilemmas. Hence, the lemmas.

Example:

YZ: I wanna buy a speaker

Me: Get the black one?
YZ: But that one doesn't come with a free travel kit

Me: Fine. Get the one with the travel kit

YZ: But tecky is getting that and i don't want the same one as his

Me: *^&#*!

In the end, he didn't buy a speaker. Yeah... Never go shopping with people like this. U'll lose your mind real fast.

YZ is prone to hideous nightmares presenting him with dilemmas, and ominous dreams of failing uni subjects. So when i heard about a dream with cakes in them, i was amazed! No nightmare. AND how effing cool is a cake exhibition!??!?? Oh man! Am feeling damn gluttonous now (despite just recently downing 2 gateaus that sis bought for me).

Anyway, mention of that colourful award-winning cake led to the MSN birth of the astounding green tea red bean choco-banana durian cream cake with raspberry, blueberry, blackberry and strawberry sauce topped with candied pineapples, orange peel, cinnamon apple, pecans, walnuts, peanuts and 1 piece of mint leaf.

LOL!

Would anyone care to bake that for me?