Random Speech #3

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:11 AM):
cibai subject
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:11 AM):
sien na ka lan
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:12 AM):
revise whole night whole morning liau
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:12 AM):
pun si aneh boring

aL says (11:13 AM):
studies is not meant to be interesting
aL says (11:13 AM):
unless u're taking course like sexology
aL says (11:13 AM):
or molestology
aL says (11:13 AM):
rapology

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:13 AM):
fuckotology

aL says (11:13 AM):
cunnilingology

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:14 AM):
titsuckinology.

aL says (11:14 AM):
or vulgarogy

:)

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If you're better off that way,
All that I'd like to say...
Go on and do your thing and don't come back to me.

Purhleaseeeee

This is my second year fasting without family. Although i took the same sahur menu everyday which is roti+homemade sambal goreng or serunding and very typical canteen food during breaking fast, i think im doing ok. Thanks to my beautiful friends here :)

Scenario in fac,unfortunately still the bloody same. Due to dat bloody guy who bloody gave up, to the bloody situation that he had bloody started, which now bloody worsen, and all he does just bloody chickening behind the bloody closet. Thanks to you bloody boy, kurang pahala puasa aku hari ni

selamat datang ramadhan

Dalam salah satu riwayat disebutkan bahwa saat Ramadhan tiba, Nabi SAW berdoa: “Ya Allah, selamatkan Saya untuk Ramadhan dan selamatkan Ramadhan untukku dan selamatkan dia sebagai amal yang diterima untukku.” (HR Ath-Thabrani dan Ad-Dailami)

Mari kita sambut Ramadhan dengan suka cita karena ia merupakan tamu agung yang senantiasa dinanti-nantikan umat Islam diseluruh dunia. Jangan lewatkan Ramadhan yang mubarak ini lewat begitu saja tanpa menambah amal dan tabungan kebaikan kita. Jadikan Ramadhan sebagai investasi kebaikan kita. Isilah dengan berbagai amal sholeh seperti tilawah Qur’an, tarawih, sedekah, sholat-sholat sunnah, dzikir, do’a, dan i’tikaf. Tentu saja dengan tidak meninggalkan amalan wajib puasa (shaum) dan sholat 5 waktu.

Dalam satu riwayat disebutkan bahwa selama di bulan Ramadhan ini, amal sunnah dinilai sebagai wajib, dan amal wajib diberikan ganjaran 70 kali lipat. Makanya wajar jika para sahabat ketika ditinggalkan Ramadhan menangis tersedu-sedu karena ditinggalkan oleh bulan yang penuh kebaikan. Bahkan Rasulullah pernah bersabda jika ummatku tahu akan kebaikan-kebaikan Ramadhan niscaya ia menginginkan agar seluruh bulan ini dijadikan sebagai bulan Ramadhan semua.

Eggtart

If you're craving for yoong egg tarts and wondering where the hell to get them, search no more, for this is where you can purchase some of the best egg tarts around.

Canton-i.

Yup. Despite specializing in noobles and congee, they bake and sell some fabulously delicious Hong Kong style egg tarts.

You can buy (or gawk at) the egg tarts at this little take-away (外卖) kiosk.

Oh they don't look exceptionally spectacular, but sink your teeth in them and you'll think otherwise!

The crust of the egg tart is incredibly light and fluffy and it is nothing short of divine! The egg filling is flavourful, smooth and light. Crust and filling combined creates a orgasmic melt-in-mouth experience. Aaaaaaaaah!!!!

Oh, and if you buy a box of them eggtarts (or various types of baked goods), you get this fancy plastic bag which i find quite artistic and creative. The eggtarts are sold in pairs for 3 bucks + tax (around 1.60 each). When i went there the other day, they had 5 left and they refused to sell the fifth one, much to my annoyance.

Canton-i's eggtart competitor would be John King, which is situated in the lower ground floor of 1u. John King's logo claims that it is Hong Kong's egg tart king. 0_0.

John King's 'original' egg tart has the same crust texture as Canton-i's. However, its egg custard filling is bland in comparison and has an artificial aroma to it which tastes something like artificial almond flavouring. However, John King's egg tart is slightly larger than those at Canton-i.

John King has a variety of egg tarts such as durian tart and cookie-crust egg tarts. Half a dozen is sold at 9.60 (also 1.60 each).

If you ask me, i will recommend Canton-i. But if u want a bigger (but suckier) egg tart, go to John King. XD

Dream-tart

Had a most ludicrous yet fascinatingly satisfying dream today. Exceptionally vivid! I can recall the detail.

So the dream took place in Adidas (i don't know why Adidas, coz i despise Adidas and its three-stripe design). Not just some rubbish Adidas outlet. This was different. It was expansive and had tall shelves much much higher than my reach.

And so me and my friends were inside looking at piles of red-black-white coloured shoes.

Then! I move further into the shop and i saw, to my amazement, cakes! Countless cakes, and they were the most fabulous, ornate and attractive ones i have ever seen. Perched on top of the tall tall shelves. I stood there marveling at them. They were glittering and shimmering with such beauty.

And i don't know why Adidas. Adidas doesn't sell cakes. But damn. I wouldn't really call them cakes. Confectionery would be more precise, as some of these ''cakes'' looked as if they were just packed with fruits. Fruits that resembled Christmas lights. Ooooh.

Then i woke up. Oh my god. The secret dreamland of an insane glutton.

An Offensive Post

As the title implies, this post is meant to vent out my frustration. This is my blog - whatever I write here is totally my right and if you don't quite like the content, most probably it's really YOU I am talking about.


When I first know you, I didn't give much thought as of why you do not have close friends. I took pity on you and let you in with mine. But you, the unappreciative fuck screwed it all up. You've got only yourself to blame for all your failures. Who you are today is the result of your stupidity and childishness. Your ex friends are wise :)


Let me tell you a thing or two about life. You do not bitch about a person to other beings known to her. You do not talk to my ex colleagues, close friends, friends of close friends, friends, acquaintances and strangers-to-be-friends 'bad' things about me. I will get first hand information immediately after your calls to them, do you get me? You don't have any fucking idea how each words you uttered will be directed into my ears right after, do you?

Fucking disgusting piece of shit.


And another you, I was utterly shocked with your accusation that very night. If you are not tech savvy, you should have read some Complete Idiot's Guide series before you even think of asking me those questions. You're just making yourself look like a complete idiot with a fucking shallow mind. True friends never put physical appearance and weight in the criteria listing. I will be friend with you no matter how you look like but if you got a mentality like that - I'll be more than glad to delete you off my list.

Fucking piece of filth.




Fucking retards. I wasted many hours of my life with you two once. The time spent would be better use to clean my dog's arse.


Whores.