Saturday, November 1, 2008

Immigration

I went to renew my passport at the immigration office and i absolutely hate its dysfunctional system. Fuck!

I don't understand why such a inefficient system is still being utilized. 13 counters, with different functions. Fucking idiots.

It's like a freaking treasure hunt, i tell u. First, go to Counter 1 buy 1 form. Fill it in, go back to Counter 1 and he'll check your form and THEN! only will he give u a freakin' number.

After that comes the ultimate test of one's patience. Number i got was 1061, while the current number then was 1019. 42 numbers, and counting. I saw some ah pek holding 1123. More than a hundred people waiting their asses off.

AND DO YOU KNOW how many people were there to process the forms? 1. Counter 4. Am trying really hard not to start spewing out racist statements here. Arghghghrhr. Damning fuck.

The most ironic thing was this piece of mission statement pinned on one of those announcement boards.

2010: Best in South East Asia
2015: Best in Asia
2020: Best in the World.

WTF, man, when i saw it. Daring to dream and wanting your country to prosper is one thing, but this is just ludicrous. So to that unattainable mission statement i say, with all the contempt i can muster, this: "Fuck."

Counters 2,3 were unmanned when i arrived at 7.50. So were 9,10,11. After nearly two hours, they finally opened up Kaunter Khas 7 to speed things up. Nothing too "Khas" about it anyway.

Once your turn is up, u submit your form to be authorized and you get to wait somemore to pay at the cashier at counters 5 and 8. The employees at the immigration office have this seriously fucked up tendency to just leave their post to go flap their gums with their colleagues and obviously this makes the wait even more tedious.

After you pay. Need to wait 2 hours for passport to be made. Come back after 2 hours. Need to take number again! Geeez. I am just speechless.

13 counters. You know what would be fast? Issue a number once people come in. Station another guy to sell the forms, not at Counter 1.

Instead of going from counter to counter to authorize form, pay, collect passport etc, all 13 counters should be able to do all of those at once. I mean, how hard is that? Go there, submit the form, straightaway pay. Come back two hours later to pick up passport. This way there will be 13 people on duty as opposed to 1.

I don't see the reason why people have to wait twice. I don't see the reason why there are two separate cashier counters. But i do see why our government agencies are failing miserably, however hard they're promoting their non-existent efficiency. I mean, come on. I am just a student and i can easily point out the number of flaws in their system.

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Of course, there is a much faster way to renew your passport provided you have the a new passport with the chip inside. There is a machine there in which you slot your passport. Then you have to slide in your MyKad and verify some details and bam! It's done. No need to go through all the pain.

Problem was... My MyKad was spoilt and i guess that explains my vociferous complaints.

Friday, October 31, 2008

tragedi oktober

the first paper is over, looking forward fo da second paper, economics. know wut happen during the test? my hp ringing. da la dlm dewan besar bagai tu kan,org sume dok pandang je, da la ko duduk kat blakg skali kan.. so buat la catwalk ke depan nk gi silent hp. tu bole bla lg la, ble time nk ddk blk, catwalk ke blkg plak, fuih.... macam2 muka dan ekspresi dpt kulihat. blushing tahap gaban la, apelg!

gap between first n second paper ni almost a week, so i cabut blk subang. konon nk study kat ruma, hakikatnya kat ruma haram x buka buku! aritu g xm bwk saga br ayah, first time bwk psl keta ni br sampai 3 ari yg lepas. da la lmbt, keta tu lg nk melambatkan aku. boley x signal die belah kiri, light belah knn. signal kiri knn pon vise versa. mau x serabut kepala otak aku, facts kemana dan2 tu la nk kne study peel keta br ni. tah engineer mane yg design pon xtau la. sooo inconvenient okay!

drama arituh da tersebar luas, bile ingat2 blk, bodohnya sabya! bkn kne tipu bulat2 lg tp da lonjong2 ni... bkn skali tp da byk kali, wif da same person, fo god sake! tp ko je yg x sedar2 kn sab, atau ko sengaja xnk sedar...*sigh
untuk kamu,lepas ni, u bole kuar ngan brape byk pompuan yg u nk, u bole tdo ngan brape ramai pompuan yg u suke, i dont give a damn, just get a hell out of my life!
u noe wut, what goes around comes around. u still have mom, sisters, daughter in a future, who knows...tuhan maha kaya, jadi AWAS
*maaf saya dah xde kesabaran. i dont want to hear from u again. Ever, HABIS

cuti ni, tbe2 teringat kat si garang. lepas kejadian i turned him down tu... langsung die x trn2 pdg kawad. diorg kate si garang xnk trn sbb kalo die trn pdg kawad, die kne tengking2 aku... alarrr mcm sume komanden kesatria buat, atas semangat waja die komanden xbole bercinta ngan pelatih, die pon ambil keputusan letak jwtn. tah la, xkan sampai camtu skali??
last time nmpk die pon mase event fac aritu, me tlg secreteriat bhgn registration. my job pakaikn reben kat guest, he was there staring i tgh buat keje.and the best part is die xnk daftar. cos he noe dat he hv to confront me, n i kne pakaikn die reben. HELLO! was't i ke who suppose to be embarresed in dis situation. so akibat kesian ngan si garang yg sgt ego tu i pon mintak diri tlg f&b pulak. kesian jgk, nnt kalo die x daftar xdpt kupon mkn n lucky draw sume. kan kerugian itu. lepas i bla tu, i tink die daftar lah kot. pastu me da extremely bz n he's just lost in crowd. lepas ni da xdpt jumpa die si garang lg. dis is his last sem. xm week ni pon schedule bkn same. somehow i wish him a very full of luck in life & please smile more often boley x :)
itula serba sedikit cerita cinta complicated xmenjadi komanden dgn pelatih

good night digital diary *dozing

Monday, October 27, 2008

Coliseum

Mum's Birthday yesterday. Official one, not the Chinese one. She wanted to celebrate it anyway. How freakin' cheating is that? Where got people celebrate two birthdays one! Hmph.

And she wanted a cake.

"I thought u didn't want a cake when we celebrated ur Chinese birthday?"

"Oh, that was then, i want one now."

Geeez. But seriously, am definitely not complaining. Coz mum usually eats a slice of the cake, and i get to devour enormous enormous slices of the remainder. Mwahaha!

We paid a visit to one of my family's favourite restaurants: Coliseum Cafe.

It's situated right next to the Coliseum Theatre on Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman in KL, and it looks pretty shabby. We call it the 老爷餐厅, which means shabby restaurant.

Here comes the old cliché: don't judge a book by its cover.

It was first established in 1921, nearly a century old. You could actually see the age painted on the wall.

Like we'd been thrown into a time-machine and traveled back to colonial times. Certainly looked like it. I would describe this place as quaint. Or charming?

*The waiters in Coliseum are generally rather impatient uncles who are very familiar with the menu and are, to a certain extent, cocky. On our first visit a few years back, our waiter was this really really old and arrogant ah pek. When we asked him whether he needed to write down any notes he said "I no need write down one. I memorize the entire menu already." And memorize it he did. He could even spout out the corresponding number to each item on the menu. He doesn't work there anymore though.

Appearances aside, Coliseum Cafe sports a kick-ass menu, serving a whole selection of food including poultry, fish, steaks, soups, vege, toast, and an extensive liquor menu. I can't really remember everything that they serve, as it's a long list. If you're interested u know what number to call. ;)

This is a mocktail named Cinderella. Ha! For us kids! In addition to a myriad of cocktails and liquor shots, they also serve non-alcoholic mocktails for noobs like me. :D

Cinderella is a mixture of lime juice, orange juice, 7-up and grenadine syrup. Served with a cherry. Apparently this is the non-alcoholic equivalent of tequila sunrise / screwdriver. They have other mocktails like Shirley Temple or Mickey Mouse or something like that, but Cinderella is by far the best.

Toasts. I don't mean typical butter/kaya toasts (they do serve kaya butter toasts, but that's beside the point), i mean these! Melted cheese and onion toast. Bread was perfectly toasted, combine that with the melted cheese and the crisp onion shreds sprinkled on top... Heavenly. ;)

Mum ordered this set promotion that they were having which includes a) Russian salad b) French onion soup c) Chicken or Fish and d) coffee/tea/iced lemon tea. Whole set for 30 bucks or something. Not too bad a deal.

Russian salad looks rather cacated. A pretty simple salad. Addition of roe was a good idea though.

Mum's fish, drenched with mushroom sauce with mashed potatoes and mashed spinach. Mashed spinach looked somewhat grotesque, but it tasted fine. A little buttery. Fish was fresh and crispy. No fishy smell. Good, but nothing special here.

The French onion soup was quite excellent. A little bit on the oily side, but excellent. Tastes better than the one offered in T.G.I. Friday's. Friday's one is topped with mozzarella cheese, more impressive yes. Taste-wise, it pales in comparison to the one at Coliseum.

Sis's not-so-good tomato soup. It tasted like... ketchup, as if it came from a can. Sourish-sweetish blah... Do not order the tomato soup at Coliseum. T.G.I.F. wins this time with its tomato basil.

Excluding the tomato, Coliseum serves some tasty soups. The oxtail soup and the asparagus cream soup are excellent. We didn't order those, but we did on previous visits.

Next up. Custard Caramel Pudding. Am not exaggerating when i say that Coliseum serves the best custard caramel pudding that i have ever tasted. The best. Absolute best. It is divine. Super divine. Aaaaaaaah! Orgasmic. It is oven baked, which infuses it with this subtle burnt aroma which is nothing short of divine.

Dad always orders the Fish Concalaise when comes to Coliseum. 1 whole fillet of white fish sandwiched between two chunks of mashed potatoes, drenched with white sauce and cili padi. Spicy. Heads up for cheesaholics who expect a cheesy sauce.The sauce has no traces of cheese in it, unfortunately. Just a simple cream sauce. Dad likes it as he doesn't consume anything cheesy with the exception of pizzas.

Coliseum is particularly famous for its sizzling dishes. All sizzling dishes come with sides of salad (with thousand island dressing), some creamy potato salad, french fries and whole lot of gravy. I was rather tempted to order the sizzling but the waiter recommended the sirloin so...

My sirloin steak. Looked kinda pathetic due to the sparse fries. It tasted marvellous though. Huge slab of sirloin steak. Marvellous. Those who've kept track of my Facebook should know that i've been having this craving for steak. I guess i have temporarily extinguished my carnal cravings to gnaw at meat.

Oh baby. Rather thick steak as well, tender, with a touch of pink in the center. It's just goddamn perfect, perfectly grilled with a perfect smoky aroma. Sigh... Satisfaction. :D

Ice cream, peaches and cream. With sis's skanky hands. Good but nothing to shout about. Everyone can make this at home with canned peaches, vanilla ice-cream and whipped cream.

Finally. More Custard Caramel Pudding. Try these.

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Next up, mum's cake.

Durian durian from Secret Recipe. I know some people are durian-intolerant, but my family sure as hell isn't! So... Happy Birthday to Mum once again. *she refused to have her picture taken as she wasn't wearing make-up. -_-" women...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Ice

This. Lunch.

Canned tuna mayo + tortilla chips. xD

Original flavoured tortilla chips. I didn't really fancy original flavour and the generous amount of salt sprinkled in, but they'd run out of the other flavours. Tasted fine with the tuna dip.

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Drove by Ice King at Uptown after our Saturday BKT outing. Curiosity piqued, we ventured in.

The typical ice-blended-beverage-vendor-type menu. Pathetic. Perfunctory.

Brown Bear's mocha ice blended, strangely served with some fruity jelly cubes which didn't go so well with the mocha.

Kiwi shaved ice. Drizzled with kiwi syrup, topped with said fruity jelly cubes and black pearls. It may look like ice-cream but it's actually shaved ice and it tastes pretty good.

Nico and I shared the ABC, which turned out to look pretty messy, with red kidney beans, peanut powder, pearls and fruity jelly squares. U can choose 3 flavours out of a whole selection. The mango and sweet corn ones are marvellous. Strawberry one too fake and sour. Comes with sliced mangoes as well.

:D ABC @ Ice King, definitely worth the try.

momen indah

its been a very looooong time.
Im back :)
its study week so life has been hecticly bz
random pix that happens this past 2 months.
have fun!

I MISS US. *sungguh



kenangan ramadhan tahun ini TERLALU BANYAK. namun bukan semua mampu difoto.
Buka puasa di rumah Prof Aida



raya with my beautiful girls. emy & ely



Raya Open House : Its so funny when i looked back, i dont even have a single picture with my friends. i felt very tired,hopeless,stupid,bulshit (please put all the curse word here) today. What happen next day? ask my lecturer






18/10/08 Jom Gempaq! : My very own first event! yes i will be managing event for the rest of my life. So what? its FUN!




20/10/08 Happy 20th sabya! thanks for all the wish, pray, gifts, suprises!!. thanks bangat. i felt very blessed :)




celebrating the last paper of common test. Final coming soon!! thanks to cik azzah :)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Methods

Market Research Methods. Perfect ending to an imperfect journey.

Marketingdinghooi was true to his words, bless him (to have wealth, health, offspring, lots of students who score HD). Exam questions were fantastic.

I should expect nothing less than a D.

To aim for HD is pretty ambitious, bordering on delusional, since i need an incredibly high score of 90% in the exam to achieve HD. I've made a few mistakes, so i guess bye bye HD.

Stupid mistakes man wtf! I didn't know how to explain a linear equation... Fuck.

It was like:

Which means a unitary change in Y results in an alfa change in X1. And so on and so forth. I never expected to be so easy... Wanted to crash my head into something when i saw the answers afterwards in Ting's office.

Didn't do too well for quanti/quali research thingy coz i didn't memorize too much of their characteristics; mostly definitions. Also, i forgot a few steps of the 11 steps of Market Research. Apart from that it was pretty ok.

Am so glad that MRM is finally over, after all the hardships we have endured.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Bimbotic Bimbo

I was explaining to Vingie about the job descriptions of a Senior Buyer. Here is the excerpt...


vingie - Disney Classic @ vingie.com says (5:29 PM):
Perform BOM!!!!

aL says (5:30 PM):
Bill of Materials
aL says (5:31 PM):
in layman's term of the job is

vingie - Disney Classic @ vingie.com says (5:31 PM):
yay! i am taking Introduction to HR

aL says (5:31 PM):
purchase materials needed for production at the cheapest and lowest price possible
aL says (5:31 PM):
but never compromise on quality
aL says (5:31 PM):
the longer u are in the field
aL says (5:32 PM):
the more network u'll have
aL says (5:32 PM):
better deals :)

vingie - Disney Classic @ vingie.com says (5:32 PM):
oh. so u basically want to hire SHOPPERS!

aL says (5:32 PM):
gawd...

vingie - Disney Classic @ vingie.com says (5:32 PM):
:(
vingie - Disney Classic @ vingie.com says (5:32 PM):
u think im stupid.

wtf xD