Oh Baby~!!

The. Exams. Are.. OVER!! Whee.. So anyway. I had my World Issues as a last exam today. After that, me, Kang Wei, Yeah Man, Mojojoseph, Danny, Shin Ying, and Christine buggered off to sing in Red Box.. Truth be told, i don't exactly fancy wasting my time in a dark room listening to a bunch of loons (myself included!!) sing like toads with sore throats, simultaneously watching ridiculous music videos on a tv screen. Ah. Nevertheless... It was quite an okay first experience.

After that me, Danny and Wingie Wing went to Ennie the Flute Girl's for some farewell gathering. LoL. Nothing much happened apart from some hardcore screaming of laughter, our sudden discovery of the "Sensasi Berangin Ekstrem" and "QuickPoo". I managed to secure a huge pile of junk food before coming home. Whee.

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OkFor some updates. Last thursday we had some incredible fun in IB and also World Issues. For WI, Scavvy sent us on his Scavvy's Scavenger Hunt, which involved me and my team (consisting of me, Khaled and Elena) doing a series of ridiculous antics.
Such as



Huggin poor Ms. Ford. (she must've gotten so irritated that she prepared a note to Scavvy.)

and




Pretending to steal something from the bookstore (and in the process, raising suspicious and incredulous looks from the store owners)



Soaking my hair...



and... Doing handstands in the lift..

Ah well. We did not win anyway. But it was great fun! And the also, we had to find real blond hair. There was this poor blond girl who got approached a gazillion times, and was so totally exasperated when we asked her for her hair. "I'm going bald!"

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World Issues. Bring it ON!

Wooohahahaha!!!!

Christmassss!!

Y'know it's only November but i can feel Christmas in the air. Was ambling aimlessly in 1-U after a particularly rigorous and painful gym session (have not been there for 2 weeks X( blame it on the ISUs) when i saw a huge pile of Christmas decor loaded in a trolley in front of a shop. Throwing curious glances around, i realized that many of the shops have already erected their Christmas trees. Yup. Christmas is in the air!

Not that i have much Christmas celebrations to look forward to. Maybe only Aunt Heko's Annual Christmas dinner. Each year, there would be this fat (and really really dry) roasted and stuffed chicken. I absolutely detest dry chicken, so i normally wouldn't touch the chicken, but i would gobble the stuffing, which are goddamn marvellous! Mmm! On her heavy wooden table, there would also be banana and peach crumble, some freaky pasta, a truly massive bowl of salad drenched in olive oil + honey + dunno-what-else-dressing, shepherd's pie (v. nice.), one colossal and heavily decorated Christmas fruit cake (sickeningly sweet. sometimes drenched in rum) from some 5 star hotel, and lots and lots of red wine. Bleargh!

Aunt Heko and her bunch of cackling menopausal friends love red wine. They drink. And cackle. And speak in extremely loud boisterous voices. And bellow with laughter. I once pissed Heko off when i told her,

"I hate red wine."

"Oh. Someday you would come to like it."

"I don't think i will ever come to like it. It's gross. And it's freaking expensive. I mean, why drink red wine when u can get sparkling grape juice at 5.99 from Jaya Jusco?"

"!*@&^$!"

Of course, she made it a point to call my mum and complain about my apparent lack of sophistication, and also my katak-di-bawah-tempurung-ness.

Hmm.. I kinda miss having a Christmas tree at home. We used to have this glittering white one, on which we would hang a large number of shiny sparkling ornaments, and sprinkle bits of glitter and cotton on top. Also, we would arrange a few colourful fake presents under it. And it looked really Christmassy. But mum, who loved to throw stuff away, decided that it collected too much dust and is a waste of space and chucked it out. LoL. But then again... if you think on the negative side.. It is frickin annoying to be meticulously hanging plastic angels and horns and shiny balls on branches. Even more so when u need to clear up the cotton and glitter, that seem to cling on to the branches for an eternity. So. The best way is to just marvel at Christmas trees in shopping centres. =P

Sleep!!

Woah.. For the second time this semester, i went to college after having less than or equivalent to 1 hour of sleep. Today i slept for like 10 minutes. After administering the finishing touches to my World Issues assignment, it was nearing 5 a.m. By the time i took a bathe (and lazing inside the bathtub till i became all wrinkly like a prune) it was 5.50. I lazed around and discovered that, however lethargic i was, i couldn't fall asleep. Ended up rolling around, singing to my pillow. And 30 minutes later my maid was waking me up. X(

Sis says it's weird how i can survive going to school with no sleep at all. LoL. I think my body has some sleep-debt ability. Like what we learnt in the stupid respiration in bio, when excessive oxygen is used during strenous activities, it is considered as an oxygen debt. So i just got some sleep loan from Mr Sandman that allowed me to survive in a zombie state. Now i need to go and repay some of my debt. Nights.

Aihhhh

*dramatic sigh*

*more dramatic sighs*

As usual i am doing my assignment last minute. It's 9.45 already. It is due tomorrow. And i have not done anything. My group members' phones are off. Sighs..

Well fuck them. Will do it all by myself.

Procrastination is the thief of time, but last minute works are the best of mine!

Whoohooo!!!!

Man. How i longed for this weekend to come.

Finally. Like finally, i have handed in all my ISUs. All of them! IDC and IB. Man. I'm like a bird, i wanna fly away! Somehow, ISUs this semester required a fucking shit-load of hardwork compared to those last semester. So, with that huge weight off my cacat-ed shoulders, i can finally concentrate on my well-earned entertainment. =) Just 2 more weeks. Final Fantasy. Wait for me. Movies. Wait for me.

Speaking of movies. Caught the much-anticipated 007 Casino Royale today with my bunch of IB classmates including Yvonne Woi the Nurse and Danny New @ Sunway Pyramid. It was a freaking 2 and a half hours and ended right at 6 o clock. Me and Danny decided to go home together, but the jam and a km long queue prevented us from taking a cab. We ended up stuck in a bus (which was supposed to bring us to KL Central >> LRT >> Paramount St. or Tmn. Bahagia St.) that made a huge round over to Summit and back to Sunway Pyramid again. Fuck! And the worst part was. The journey from SyPyramid to Summit back to SyPyramid took 1 hour 20 minutes. *curses and thinks of various ways to ensure a painful + torturous death for the bus driver*. The bus driver was majorly fucked up. I tell u this. Fuck him. Pummel his balls like what Le Chiffre did to Bond! After driving us round and round some cheaplak low-cost-housing-area places, he hopped down to this mamak for ages to get a teh-ais, and possibly some fags to satisfy his nicotine-deprived body. A few stops later, he hopped down again ("U wanna go KL Central right? No Problem. Wait me 10 minutes) and went to grab a kebab. !#^$@!!!!! I was practically vomitting blood. So me + Danny couldn't stand him anymore, we got down again at SyPyramid and got a taxi home.

>.<

Urgh.. Am dying. Slowly rotting into a heap of flesh in manner Pudge 2.0 the Butcher.

Just came back from Putrajaya with Gayson and Azrul. We were supposed to go there and snap pictures of the infrastructure there to score a 4% bonus to our "create-your-own-frickin-city" assignment. Azrul (a hardcore speedster) drove us around as he was familiar with the area. Man.. Putrajaya is like some Final Fantasy city and reminds me of FFIX's Lindblum. The buildings are beautiful. Heck. Even the lamp posts were ornate with freaky flowery designs.

So we were happily snapping snap snap snap at the hospital and police station and the bus station and greenery. and suddenly sis's camera just died. Curses! Although i had already shot enough pictures to fulfill the requirements.. There were loads of beautiful structures that i missed.. Sighs..

Anyway now i have like 2 hours to kill in the SyUC computer lab. And that sucks big time. I feelike going home. X(

Woarrgh!!!

Am gonna die here... My group (Me, Faris + Colin) finally handed in the bloody IB ISU. Presentation done. Report done. Ah... A huge weight off my shoulders. Was expecting life to be a tad easier after that but i couldnt be more wrong.

Thursday is gonna be maniac day! 1 World Issues test. 1 IDC ISU presentation + report + my frickin DHL study trip. Damn damn damn! Blearggh!

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Anyway. Will be going to Putrajaya with Azrul & Gayson later to snap pictures. Yes. In order to gain a 4% (individual) bonus to our "create-your-own-frickin-city" assignment, we have to take pictures of the various forms of infrastructure in Putrajaya with our faces in the picture. -_-"
We also have the incredibly passive Ronald in our group but he did not appear today so screw him. We're ditching him! Woohahaha!!

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Will be popping back to SyUC to attend the wonderful bi-annual CIMP Talent Night! Whoopee. Hmm.

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Lisa poisoned me with a piece of S³(Super Sour Sweet) but i was and am immune to Super Sour things. =D So too bad, Lisa! Faris, however, writhed about when he ate the sweet. S'like he got a hole burnt through his tongue or something. =D

Woah!!

Today.. was a freaky day.

I went for community service at an old folk's home.

I drove mum's CR-V to Sunway College to supposedly rendezvous with my classmates, but ended up driving (and terrorizing) 4 of them, while 2 more followed behind (both, whom i assume, were vomiting blood throughout the journey).

The chaotic journey began with me, the car, Old Bean, Yeah Man, Kang Wei and Mojojoseph bouncing over the multitude of bumps that littered the roads leading to and fro Sunway College. Minutes later we were caught in a sickening traffic jam on the LDP, which was overflowing with cars. Old Bean, who was giving directions, led me on various roads I have and have not driven on until we reached Petaling Jaya's Old Town. Oh. And I got lots of horrified remarks during the car-ride, most of them from Old Bean. Stuff like "not so close to that treeee!!" and "chill, wei shiarn. chill" and "I’m gonna puke" and "don't go so close to the curb!" Was quite a nightmare.

The home GT Heritage Home was a truly elusive place. It is situated on 2/29. We went round and round in circles in that housing area in Old Town and found 2/27, 2/28, 2/30 but no 29… Eventually Old Bean got hold of some Sister Mary's number and she directed us to the home, which is just a bungalow with a little less than a dozen people residing in it.

2/29's entrace was partially barred by this awful rapist van and an old rusted cream-coloured Mini. Being the newbie driver I was, I couldn't get through the small gap. After much reversing and braking, I was stuck and blocked the route. So I employed the expertise of Kang Wei to deftly weave the car through the gap. And of course, during the process, the couple Yin Fan + Chow Lin following behind were repeatedly honked by annoyed drivers.

The person in charge of the old folk's home was this irritable woman whom i referred to as Miss Mdm Woman Lady and Leng Lui. Her name, we later discovered, was Audrey Santiago, and she told us to paint the walls at the rear part of the home. Bahh! I was expecting to have some insightful and pleasant conversations with kindly elderly people who would tell us about the horrifying WW2 and possibly the cruel Japanese during the Jap Occupation, or to have a refreshing game of chess with skilled old people, but no. We had to paint walls. Grotesque greying walls stuck with bits of green moss and lizard dung.

But I have to admit.. Painting is rather fun, even more so when you get to hear Kang Wei squealing every now and then for dripping paint either on his face, nose, or shirt. Eventually we managed to cover 3 walls and a stretch of drain cover (as in penutup longkang) and scored 3 hours of community hours.

Pasta!

Wahahaha! I cooked. I cooked! I ate what i cooked. And i survived! Whee~

Ok so it was like 12a.m. this morning and i was in the mood so i went into the kitchen to cook this!


Pasta! Ain't it divine? Woohahaha.

Wei Shiarn's Marvellous Mushroom Herb Twirled Fettuccine with Jack Link's Beef Sticks and Cherry Tomatoes.

Hehehe. Yeah. Am a culinary expert. =D

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Hardcore food overconsumption today. Let's see. What did i eat...

@ KLCC:

1 piece chicken chop + black pepper sauce + fries + grotesque mixed vege,
1 cup (regular, TGV standard) 100 Plus,
1 McDonald's chicken burger with lettuce and thousand-island-esque salsa sauce,
Approximately 14 triangles of Chacho's Cheesey Cheese nachos,
1 cup (large, TGV standard) Coke,
1 plate of divine Mdm Kwan Nasi Lemak (menge-store-kan lemak pada badan anda),
1 bowl of Mdm Kwan Cendol (which i think is sucky compared to those roadside stalls).

So after KLCC i went off to Zouk, in which i did not consume any food or beverages for about 3 hours. So when i got back to PJ, i pestered dad to bring me for supper!

@ Ming Tien Tmn Megah (all on dad! =D):

2 pieces of tissue-paper-thin Penang apom (thingy. not so sure about spelling),
Approximately 4 pieces of thicker Penang apom securing corn/banana,
1 pot of claypot chicken + 1cm² salted fish,
Approximately 1 gallon watermelon juice,
7 pieces of 锅贴 (pot stickers.. erm.. fried dumplings),
Half a piece of crunchy carbohydrate from dad's mee jawa.

@ Home:
1 piece of red bean bun (mistook it as chocolate bun.. -_-"),
1 piece of brazil nut.

Ah... Mm.. Food! Y'know. People really live to eat. Imagine life without nice food! Can u imagine a long life just to subsist on milk and bananas? and lettuce and tomatoes? Holy fuck. I'd rather die. Yes. Die instead of living in rabbit-food torturous hell! Die! Allow me to demonstrate.



Uwaaarghh!! Slit my wrist! Blood is spraying out! (hehe. my wrist. not my blood.)