POOL PARTY!!!

A picture speak thousands of words.. Since we were 5, where picking up a crayon is the hardest decision to make, until today these people will always be my best of friends. Always & forever :))

Nota Kaki : By the time Pija as the referee ended our pool handball match & screamed "Team Sabya menang!!!" Heaven gile seyh perasaan kemenangan itu!!! HAHA

Bubu terjatuh longkang!!

I got a bad period pain today, the first day is always miserable but today is even worse. I went to print all the materials for the event at Sec2 Shah Alam, on the way there i saw an accident. Its a big road, one way path. The crashed car spinned 90 degrees before he make an emergency break. Since its the only access to the Federal Highway, it had cause a terrible jammed at Subang Jaya this evening. After i managed to go through the jammed, i speed up to the glenmarie, then i saw a cat lie dead on the middle of the road. OMFD 2 accident in a day. BAD LUCK

After print all the materials, i came back home with a very big smile. Am soo happy because my job is already halfway done. The only thing left in my TO DO LIST is to getting the deputy dean signature as the standard process, before i hang up the banner & all the materials. After came back home, i showed mom the poster, she said it was nice. Then i text beef patty about that too. That shows how thrilled i am this evening. Mom is having a formal dinner with dad tonight, so she asked me to send her to komuter, so that dad can fetch her at Putra Station. So thats how the story begin.....

After i dropped mum at the komuter, i drive back home & do the U-Turn behind the car4 lorry loading area, then PANG!!! Tayar depan bubu masuk longkang, the left side tyre. Aku ta panic, but im shocked because bubu stepped on a steel drain cover. Besi tau ta, & its the lorry loading area, takkan bubu+aku berat sgt sampai drain cover tu bole jatuh!! I turned off the engine on the spot & get out from the car. Kuar keta, i didnt even buat muka sedih or tunjuk kaki cam cite do re mi tu. The only thing i did, i stared at bubu with a very confused face. I didnt even seek for help.

Then suddenly a taxi driver stop by, a very nice sikh uncle. Then a guy who was walking odw to komuter passed by & stop. Then came the pakcik jual air from the other side of the road. Then a lorry driver stopped by. Came out from nowhere, the 3 workers from car4 came to help. That makes 7 guy of them. I felt very blessed because its only a small accident, satu tayar masuk longkang, & yet everybody came to help :) Ok naseb bek kau ta pake fav tee "I DONT NEED A MAN" tadi, admit it i need them in this kind of situation thou :) I tot they are just going to pulled out bubu from the drain, but they used the car jack instead, pull up bubu so high, then only they asked me to turn into free gear. With a small pushed, Bubu are now safe!!! I really wanna thank each & every one of them especially the sikh uncle, the guy, & the pakcik jual air. They are the best strangers i have ever met!!!

Nota kaki : Do not trust the drain cover, they are fragile!!!

Bila aku stress...

Kalau aku stress, aku masak. Kalau aku masak, aku stress. Menu dinner arini, ayam uduk & butter prawn. Ayam uduk ni aku blaja dari makcik jiji, first time rasa masakan minang ni, aku sampai hirup2 kuah n ciap berebut ngan jiji sbb sedap sangat pastu aku terus berguru dengan makcik tu. Butter prawn ni, aku berangan nak buat macam kat restoran 5 star tapi ta bape jd, tapela yg penting biar tade rupa tapi ada rasa. Owh ape aku merepek nih...

OKE AKU STRESS!!!

Cine-Madness

I was sifting through my drafts and i discovered that i hadn't posted one of them.

Freaking hilarious, dated many many many many months back in Dec 2009.

Good thing about my complacent moss-growing lifestyle during the holidays is that i am free to go out on outings. I caught quite a few movies in 2 weeks. I've seen the breath-taking Avatar. Absolutely stunning.

Today, the movies i'll be talking about are Bodyguards and Assassins, as well as Jay Chou's Treasure Hunter.

I watched Bodyguards and Assassins with YZ and Sean, and i spent the whole time shaking with uncontrollable laughter despite the show's somewhat gruesome nature. Why? Because we were sitting next to these 4 extremely vocal Chinese-speaking girls.

The following are some of their conversations that i heard, complete with lehhh, har, and wors.

Girl: 你看你看甑子丹是那个警察lehhh. (You see, Donnie Yen is that cop, lehhh)

Girl: 是wor.. 你又怎样知道的har? 这样厉害的 (Yes wor, how you know one har? So pro ah.)

Girl: Aiya 甑子丹 leh 我一直以来就 beh song 他了啦 (Aiya, this Donnie Yen leh, i damn long already beh song him liao la)

They seemed to know a great deal about the movie and kept discussing with each other about the plot with hushed voices.That was the beginning of the movie. Later, when more violence was introduced.

Like when Donnie Yen gets viciously slapped in the face

Girl: Ahhhhh!!

Girl: *flinches* *winces*很大力leh! (Damn powerful leh that slap)

Girl: yorrrr! 痛! (Yorrr. Pain!)

This happened during each of the big melee scenes with lots of fighting and stabbing and people dying. And they would scream their girly screams, and whimper, and chatter a load of nonsense.

Girl: 变态老来的！(He's insane!)

Girl: 我很 dulan 他啦 变态的！(I damn dulan him, he's crazy)

Wtf. On one hand they were really wimpy girls to be screaming during battles. But the words they use, the dulans, and the beh songs... I was just stunned. And obviously beside myself with laughter.

Girl: 谢霆峰! 很 cute leh 他, 你不觉得meh. (Nicholas Tse! He's damn cute leh. Don't you think so?)

Girl: 谢霆峰！不要死啊 (Nicholas Tse! Don't die!!)

Geez...

I guess it was just our luck to be sitting on the same row with the girls. Bad luck, or good luck? I don't know. I found them to be incredibly entertaining. XD

The movie itself however was not too bad. Would have been a tad dry without the 4 girls. LoL!

Next stop... Treasure Hunter. Jay Chou and Lin Chi Ling. Worst film of 2009! Don't watch it. Don't download it. Unless, of course, you want to laugh at its stupidity....

Treasure Hunter is something like a Chinese knock-off of National Treasure + the Mummy, with a half-assed storyline, lousy scripts, lousy acting skills, bad graphics and a whole lot of wanna-be-but-tak-jadi. To say that it has failed parlously would be an understatement.

Wannabe cool, tak jadi.

Wannabe include lil bit of comedy, tak jadi.

Wannabe CGI-effects-laden, major tak jadi.

Treasure Hunter has extremely poor character development, and no character background except for the main characters. So you will find inexplicable appearances of characters. Like that bandage mummy guy. He appeared, chucking his bandages left right centre. And then he exits. Just like that. Wtf! Who the hell is that guy??!

Jay Chou and Lin Chi Ling should go back to becoming a singer-composer and model respectively. No talent. Lin Chi Ling was especially awful. She's damn kayu. She's so bad that i was laughing. Can't cry properly. Can't act coy also. Can't act lovey-dovey.

The most hilarious part of the movie was when they were being attacked by this horde of riders who seemed to have been conjured out of sand and were raining arrows on them. 

And Lin Chi Ling said: Ke Pa! 

Which meant scary / horrifying. It's not those "omg, that's like, totally scary" sort of bimbotic Ke Pa! It was a kayu Ke Pa! Argh!! Who says that!!

A normal scriptwriter would have simply made her run for her life, dodging arrows and cowering behind a plank of wood. 

Or the act cool version would be her repelling the arrows with her kungfu, and kicking a whole plank of wood at the riders. 

Or the damsel in distress version would show her tripping over her feet and waiting for the hero to come and rescue her. 

Effects-laden version would show her summoning some guardian / shield while spinning in the air shooting fireballs.

Comedy version would involve either one of the above while cracking jokes or something. 

Why, la why, go and say.. Ke Pa!

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SMS

and he said,

Please.. i still put hope on us... just u kejar cite2 u dlu..

I’ll let you go

I’ll set you free
And when you see what you need to see
When you find you
Come back to me

Nota kaki :If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, its yours!! If it doesnt, it never meant to be...

Mumbling

Semalam kami pegi JJCM, saya pilih tempat hasrul banje. Saya punya carbonara chicken adalah begitu creamy sampai terasa sedikit muak, bila perah lemon baru rasa best. Itulah kau patut order nasi je, dah lidah melayu tuh, melayu jugak. Food review dari yang laen2 sume sedap. Kesimpulannya ta menyesal la pegi strawberry cafe ni. Macam-macam ada. Butter prawn macam kat hotel pon ada dengan bayaran separuh harga. Tapi kualiti rasa, perfect!! Malam tadi atika sleepover rumah saya, selepas kami tgk Por vs Bra bersama, kami pon lepak kat bilik borak sampai tertido.

Hari ni pagi2 dah bau nasi goreng, mak masak. Lepas brunch atika pon balik sebab na pegi wedding kawan die. Untuk lunch tadi,mak masak asam pedas ikan parang, ayam kicap, dengan pak choy goreng. Petang tadi mak buat laksa nyonya. YUMMY. Alhamdulillah rezeki sentiasa ada di depan mata. Hari ini bole masuk dalam kategori "Im not lazy, im just enjoyed doing nothing" Petang tadi aku bole duk umah tgk hindustan!!! Last aku mengamalkan gaya hidup sebegini masa form 5 kot. Behave betul aku arini. Malam tgk Kor vs Uru dgn family sambil lipat berbakul clean laundry. Sebagai proud asian yg berbadan kecik & pendek, saya sungguh berbangga dgn korea. Wpun kalah tapi fighting spirit anda sungguh mengagumkan . HIDUP ASIA.

Tadi abang & cuzzie cik niazha text aku tanya ta pegi ke abang niazri bertunang besok. Terus aku detect cik niazha ni ta bagitau fam die ke kitorg da break??? Cara dorg ckp macam aku ni still adik comel kesayangan dorg yang dah lama menyepikan diri. Bile dorg tanya, ta terluah aku na cakap yg kitorg da break. So aku just cakap aku taley dtg sbb bz. Tapi dlm pada tu aku tetap sempat wish bekas abang ipar, & im happy for him. Finally die jumpa jugak soulmate yg dicari-cari selama ni. Harap2 kekal lah ye, yang penting jangan curang!! Jangan buat perangai bujang lagi, dulu aku selalu cakap kat cik niazha jgn ikot perngai abg die. Aku harap sampai bila2 la die dengar nasihat aku. Cik niazha ada contact aku ckp psl ni, tp die just bagitau je, tadela paksa aku pegi sbb die tau aku mesti tana punye. Skrg ni aku takut mak die je kol aku. Aku dengan orang tua memang lemah babe. Ta sampai ati. Dulu masa abang ata bertunang, mak die ciap kasi duit minyak full tank suh cik niazha jemput aku kat umah. Mase tu cik niazha still study kat uitm melaka. Aku ingat lagi. Harap-harap esok mak die bz sampai lupakan aku la. Perasaan aku pon da bercampur baur skarang. HEARTLESS. Susah kan na jaga hati sumer orang.......

Nota kaki : We cant please everybody...

Strawberry Cafe