Revisit (cont.)

Ha! Posts from 2005 weren't all that fun.

Should see these bitchings back in CIMP! I hope Miss Norashimah doesn't see this.

But one thing i realized about Ms Norashimah is that she doesn't want a lotta facts. More on opinions and stuff like that. Also, she asks questions, which are easy to fend off by pretending to spout a lot of facts intertwined with opinions. Easy peasy.

Mmhmm!

Our class got some severe sounding from the fishball today for being idle and incompetent. I could picture her quivering fishball figure bouncing up and down in unbridled fury! Scary..

Fishball!

To tell the absolute truth and nothing but the truth, i would prefer to be stuffed like a sausage. =D Hopeless eh? I think having the pearl drawn out of me takes damn long, for instance, in the Fishball's class. I do not care about Ms Norashimah's "research & discuss" teaching strategy. It's pointless. I hate discussions. What's the point of spending 2 days researching and discussing some complete bollock when, in the end, she's gonna stuff us with the info anyway? Hmm.. On second thought.. I would like to be stuffed like an oyster. Y'know. Stuff me with sand. And i shall transform the useless grains into a shiny, iridescent pearl! I'll be spewing out pearls like no tomorrow! Isn't that much better?

Once again the Fishball threw us into her brain-numbing discussion session. Unfortunately for her, noone was paying attention owing to the fact that a) it's Friday b) it's last day of school before mid-term break c) her discussion sessions are brain-numbing d) everyone was sick of discussions. So she got all PMS and gave us a lengthy lecture, going relentlessly on something or another (i did not pay attention. i just nodded my head intelligently as if i was listening.)

And....!

The most evil one.

Ms Norashimah is a crashing bore. She told us to give her suggestions to improve her class. You know, if i were a really badass dickhead, i would have told her:

i) [credits to Wing Hoh @ Xanga.com] Ms Norashimah,your command of English needs perfecting, as well as your fake accent.

ii) Ms Norashimah, you should not even bother to make us change our mind to like history as it is pre-programmed that we detest and abhor history till our dying days.

iii) Ms Norashimah, purple baju kurung really doesn't go with speckled brown tudung. (nothing to do with her classes, but bad colour coordination insults my artistic nature is an eyesore and makes us go @_@, which affects our brain cells, which affects our concentration, which affects our results etc etc and the chain goes on)

XD