Holy fuck i am the worst son ever.
Father's Day today. And i forgot.
And dad, ever the sneaky feller, started throwing hints at me.
"Today is what day ah?"
"What day is today?"
Initially i reckoned it was some sorta rhetoric question, signifying that it'll be a busy day for him so i ignored him and went off to do my stuff.
During lunch, once again.
"Today is what day ah?"
I got slightly irritated and so i spouted out, "Err. What day? Today is what day? Hurrr? You tell me la. Hurrrr. Today is what day?"
Then mum answered "Father's Day".
WtF...!! palms forehead!!!
But of course, in my defense, we've already celebrated for him three days earlier. Also, i blame it on exams. They're screwing with my brains. Father's Day has become merely... Day Before Finals.
So, anyway.
Happy Father's Day to the fathers in the world. I wish my dad nothing but the best! :P
***
I've been meaning to show you this!
Freaking huge-ass prawns, wtf! Huge. They're at least as large as half of my forearm.
They were radiating this fantastic divinest divine aroma. But, nah. Wasn't for me. Eating those would have kicked my allergy into overdrive. Hello, salami lips.
Father's Day today. And i forgot.
And dad, ever the sneaky feller, started throwing hints at me.
"Today is what day ah?"
"What day is today?"
Initially i reckoned it was some sorta rhetoric question, signifying that it'll be a busy day for him so i ignored him and went off to do my stuff.
During lunch, once again.
"Today is what day ah?"
I got slightly irritated and so i spouted out, "Err. What day? Today is what day? Hurrr? You tell me la. Hurrrr. Today is what day?"
Then mum answered "Father's Day".
WtF...!! palms forehead!!!
But of course, in my defense, we've already celebrated for him three days earlier. Also, i blame it on exams. They're screwing with my brains. Father's Day has become merely... Day Before Finals.
So, anyway.
Happy Father's Day to the fathers in the world. I wish my dad nothing but the best! :P
***
I've been meaning to show you this!
Freaking huge-ass prawns, wtf! Huge. They're at least as large as half of my forearm.
They were radiating this fantastic divinest divine aroma. But, nah. Wasn't for me. Eating those would have kicked my allergy into overdrive. Hello, salami lips.
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