slabs of fats

eh aunty ahh... please lah. keep that hunky chunky lumps at home can or not. but worry not, i've got a few suggestions for you when you decided to chop those wedges off...

1. cook them with chinese herbs then drink it OR;

2. feed them to the starving canines/felines in the street OR;

3. use them to cushioned your car seats OR;

4. sell them to companies producing oil soluble products OR;

5. put them in a basin of water and amuse yourself OR;

6. inject them into your breasts and use them to press the car horn ala the Norbit style

just choose one lah aunty... ah? dont want choose ah? then wear your clothes one size bigger lah.

if you think you are fat then you probably are okay... drill that statement in your thick fat skull can?

damn men-nausea-kan! tiu...

disclaimer: this entry is seriously meant to humour myself and the readers. a joke ok? can you handle it? LOL!