Raya

Remember what i said about lessons in life? I, and Fish, paid for another one today. Cost me thirty bucks, and Fish twenty.

Lessons learnt:

• Never drive against traffic, even when there are no cars around at 4 in the morning.
• Always bring your I.C. out, even at 4 in the morning.
• Try not to bring too much money out at 4 in the morning.
• Try not to drive out late during Hari Raya season.
• Always be aware of Ops Sikap during festive seasons to avoid being blur when the words "RM300", "compound fees" and "mahkamah" come flying during a friendly conversation.

(Oh, and be mindful of robbers and lock up. I didn't pay for this, but Jon did. He had his house broken into yesterday morning and had his wallet and phone and dunno-what-other-stuff robbed. Geez!)

I also picked up quite a few nifty tips on how to use sign language and communicating without actually speaking what you're really trying to communicate.

Good night everyone. Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. I think it'll be way better than mine. Maybe even better than the three guys who found themselves 50 bucks richer.

Owner of Honda Stream PGF 8914

FUCK YOU!

You brainless motherfucker. THREE FUCKING LOTS! Can you believe it?!

Please go fucking die you selfish moron. Gawddammit.

Warghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sighhhhhh!

I guess three consecutive days of playing basketball has finally taken its toll on me. At least, on my legs. They're feeling unusually shaky, as if i have just finished a hundred squats. X(

***
Anyway.

Behold! The coveted PlayStation 3! Bask in its shining white presence, peasants!

Of course, if i am some super faker (oh, we know quite a few of these characters), i will be donkey-braying about the PS3 and its various fascinating functions. But since am not, am admitting that the shiny console above does not belong to me. :(

Sis and Thur bought it. But hey, this is what they call a positive externality! Mwahaha.

"An externality is an impact (positive or negative) on anyone not party to a given economic transaction."

Am not party to the economic transaction (purchase of PS3), but i reap benefits by being able to play it. Positive impact. Yes. yes. Owe Sis-Thur thanks, or else i won't be able to get my hands on PS3 quite so early.

PS3 came in this large box. Bloody machine is unusually heavy for a gaming console. Pah! Need to handle with care.

MGS4. Man, i've been itching to get my hands on this game ever since i first saw the Raiden and Vamp battle trailer in a game shop in 1u. I've read some guides on MSG3 and the game is even more complex than its predecessor, largely due to Old Snake's new camouflage suit which enables him to assume the texture and colour of any surface like a cameleon.

Plus, since this game is set in the future, arms and gadgets are definitely more high tech than those of MGS3. Oh yeah. Let me go try it out. :)

Policy

Ha! Got these emails from sis, just some insanity to brighten up your day:

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1. You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary
2. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise..
4. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays and Sundays..

Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:

• Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
• Normal sized people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
• Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
  

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

*********

These are Entries to a Washington Post Competition Asking for a Two-Line Rhyme with the Most Romantic First Line, but the Least Romantic Second Line:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marry you screwed up my life.

Ha! This is discrimination! It can be said this way:

My darling, my lover, my handsome hubby:
Marry you made my life less than bubbly.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other,
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way??

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Hurrah!

Marketingdinghooi rocks like hell!

Am not saying this because am worried of his narcissistic tendencies to Google his name and find students blogging about him. Am saying this because he extended Assignment II's due date till Oct 8! That's one and a half week more, and we have the entire week of holidays to complete it.

No student in his right mind will want to do work in the holidays but MRM is an exception as it is tedious. Me, Candice, Karmen and Azu started one week earlier and are unable to complete it just yet.

So, phew!

***
Anyway, am done with Gossip Girl. Am waiting for Heroes Season 3! I've finished the first 2 episodes. :)

I have also started with Terminator: Chronicles of Sarah Connor, which is pretty thrilling and action packed. Action packed is good. My kinda thing.

Melv, ever the Internet pirate, recommended me T:CoSC, as well as Fringe. But my computer is running out of space to download! Time to search for an external hard drive. Danny New says he has got a 500G one. I think i'll pay Digital Mall a visit over the weekend.

Good times

If you want/desire/crave/require/need/long for/fancy or yearn for some real fun - you gotta put him and her with me to achieve that... like seriously xD

Rwarrrrrr! Can I lick the two of you? *sluuuuuurps*

Happy Monday people and Selamat Hari Raya!

It's a long long holiday. What do I do... oh, what do i do :)))

Series

I've been watching a whole pile of TV shows for the past week or two. I know i shouldn't have, with the onslaught of assignments, but i couldn't stop myself. :)

I've finished:

• Chuck (season 1)
• Dirty Sexy Money (season 1)

Am am halfway through the season 1 of Gossip Girl, which is a tad too estrogen-laced for me. I keep expecting someone to get killed, or some catfights but nothing. Just a bunch of girls bitching around, hiding secrets, divulging them seconds later. Bah.

Now, back to my assignment. Am supposed to meet up with my MRM-mates later at 9 p.m. (note: p.m.!) which is a freaking freaking inconvenience and violation of assignment-related decency. Hope that it gets quickly cancelled and postponed to another suitable time slot.

Arnott's Tim Tam

Guess who's in town? It's Ryu all the way from Perth, Australia. Just look at what she has got for me... lotsa Tim Tams! Bwahahahahahaha! xD

Oh, it's really the fee to chauffeur her around in the island :P

:)

The weekend was filled with lotsa laughter, good food, alcohol, nicotine and caffeine xD

Will update soon! Cheers.

xoxo

Vege

Let me tell you about my disgusto lunch yesterday.

Soup. Soup containing: cubed yellow capsicum, cubed carrots, a freakin' load of spinach, onion, and a piece of radish cake thingy. Oh and some bonito fish extract + 2 pieces of sponge cake to soak up the vege soup.

I got so distressed that, after i met up with Candice and Azu at Monash, i made a quick detour to SS2 and purchased: Chicken + Roast Pork (a.k.a. siew yoke) rice + 2 pieces of prawn fritters + lin chee kang (a.k.a. 6-flavoured soup). XD talk about self-destructive food consumption.

Now. Disgusto dinner.

Soup. Soup containing: unpeeled potato pieces, carrots, and a whole freakin' load of bean sprouts. Not those small bean sprouts you find in char kuay tiao. These are fat assed ones, two-inches long and are depressingly limp. Oh and 5 and a half mini cubes of chicken. I counted. Extremely bland. Mum wouldn't let me add chicken stock to it, but unbeknownst to her i have a container of salt perched on my desk. Kekeke.

I got so distressed, but i was lazy to go out so i ate more sponge cakes. Sigh. I want proper food, not some meatless, saltless and guiltless torture regime. I want Coliseum's caramel custard pudding zomg...

Dim

I think it was... last Saturday? I visited this dim sum place in DJ.

Jin Xuan Restaurant.

Bustling with people. There weren't enough tables to seat the throng of customers so we had to wait for a table to clear out. There was an incredibly harried woman there taking names, and there was quite a long list.

Packed with people cramming themselves with dim sum! Nico told me about this dim sum place in Hong Kong that is freakin huge, occupying one whole floor of a mall/building. Ganas! Patrons have to take a number from a machine in the reception area, and wait for their turn to start pinging up in those number displays. Ganas! Perhaps Jin Xuan should implement this system?

First up. Yam puff stuffed with char siew? Other wise known as wu kok. Or ooh-cock as we always say. XD XD I definitely would NOT recommend this as it turned out to be rather sucky. The yam pastry was incredibly fluffy and crispy, but has a pathetic amount of char siew stuffing in it. As a result the whole yam pastry turned out to be rather dry. Hmph. Don't order this.

Another item that i recommend against is the xiao long bao. 6 bucks for 3 pieces of dried up xiao long bao with no explosion of soup/gravy inside! What kinda xlb has no soup! WTF ok. It will be like any other bao instead.

Now. Char siew bao! I highly recommend this! It's... lovely. :) The bun is delightfully fluffy and isn't sickeningly thick. Char siew filling is marvellous. Oh yeah.

Hmm. CS in the CSB. Looks somewhat grotesque, but don't judge a CSB by it's looks.

Prawn dumplings. Through the translucent skin you can see a whole freakin' prawn inside. I didn't touch these though... Phobic! XD Didn't want my lips swelling to resemble Angelina Jolie's. Ha!

Siew mai. No translucent skin here but you can guess that it's crammed with a huge juicy prawn. Jin Xuan's dim sums with prawns are the ones that you should be eating coz the prawns are incredibly fresh and they come generously stuffed into dim sums. I couldn't stop myself but managed to devour a few without triggering my allergy. :D

Prawn fritters. More prawns. Thumbs up.

Prawn dim sum again. This one has diced prawns mixed with some random vege.

Next up are pork ribs. They called it pai guat wong (排骨王), i.e. king of pork ribs. XD These ribs definitely deserve royalty status, man! My god they were damned divine. The sauce of the ribs is just marvellous, very thick, heavy and has a slight-but-not-sickening tinge of sweetness to it. Damn damn damn! I shouldn't be blogging about these when am troubled by hunger pangs. X(

More ribs! Omg. Ribs! Do note that one plate of these has a 10-buck price tag attached to it. That's right. 10 bucks. Worth every cent though, i must say.

The waiters were carrying this soup around. Hasma with dates in a coconut. More or less that. I have no idea whether it is sweet or savoury because i didn't try as hasma... grosses me out. Frog ovaries (or fallopian tubes? can anyone confirm this?). Yearghaekeafllhkle&*#&%! So anyway i didn't taste it but i did stop the waiter to snap a pic.

Sesame balls, cut into half, stuffed with lotus paste. Crispy. Nothing much to say, really.

Century egg porridge. NSC ordered this, and i didn't give it a try. Don't see any trace of century egg without it stirred.

Egg tarts! I'm turning into quite an egg tart connoisseur, aren't i? Mwahaha! ;) Jin Xuan's egg tarts are not too shabby. I would rank it #2, after Canton-i in terms of taste.

As we were sitting around we saw this batch of egg tarts freshly baked, piping hot right from the oven. So we ordered another 2 plates.

Look at the egg filling. Fascinating in't it? It was burning hot, and i nearly burnt my tongue. Best not to eat it while it's too hot.

This little shelf is where the dim sum are stored before and after they are paraded around the restaurant. Freshly made ones are dumped here waiting to be loaded on trays. There are some other items that i have yet to sample but i'll definitely do so on my next visit.

Our stack of dim sum bamboo containers. :)

Tips for Jobseekers

Updated: The latest REAL email address I received for today...



HIMBROSZ_TAZSCOOTKIRO04@YAHOO.COM



:)

Please DO NOT use any e-mail addresses that resemble those shown below for job hunting purpose:

• ljnxfzhjric_hstaoxhnsgdkij88@live.com

• iamadick.babyboy_cutecute@gmail.com

• abangheroselasihmacho@yahoo.com

• ikillgodzillamedusarwar@hotmail.com

Class dismissed. Thank you :)

Lines?

I see life as a line. A line moving in a direction. Lives of other people around mine are lines as well, creating an intricate web around my line. Strangers' lines never intersect mine. My family's lines are practically intertwined with mine.

Some friends' lines come into contact with mine for a certain period and they move on. Others come really close to become clumped around me as well.

Sometimes i wonder what will happen if some of these lines around me were to suddenly snap off and branch off into other directions. What happens then, when something one is so accustomed to having around is suddenly no longer there? Will one wither like tree with its roots cut off? Or fade like a fish out of water?

Lines. I do wonder.

In any case, time for my to move my line around a bit to criss cross with others'. After all, what better place to intersect more lines than in uni? Good night, all.

Reading

The thing about not having Internet connection is that my options of entertainment become depressingly limited. Since i don't really watch TV, i spent four days just reading the novels i bought from MPH Warehouse Clearance Sales. And i consider this to be very good time spent. :)

Books read:

The Broker - John Grisham
The Broker is about this broker, Joel Backman's escape from various assassins who are after him for he has access to a software that allows him to hack into and fully manipulate this mysterious and sophisticated satellite system. Not too suspenseful for an escape-from-bad-people novel. Nevertheless interesting as Backman escapes to one of the quiet towns in Italy and lots of Italian culture and language were covered in the book.

The Rainmaker - John Grisham
Rainmaker is a story about Rudy Baylor, a law student and later a fledgeling law practitioner and even later a successful lawyer, and finally a history teacher. The story revolves around this lawsuit against an insurance company whose actions to deny an insurance claim caused a couple their child's life.

Honestly i prefer John Grisham's legal novels like the Rainmaker as his attempts at espionage and spy thrillers are pretty half-assed.

Skipping Christmas - John Grisham
By far the most entertaining book by Grisham. :D Skipping Christmas is brilliant, about the Kranks skipping the hustle and bustle and inevitable spending during the holidays. I like Luther Krank. He is just unbelievably cynical and grumpy.

John Grisham has this talent in writing something freakishly funny in writing something freakishly funny in one sentence hidden amidst lines and lines of other words. I found myself bursting out in laughter quite a few times but after a few pages i couldn't find the humourous sentence anymore. 0_0

Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Exotic. Erotic. Poetic. Loads of similes used in the book. Perfect example for teachers to teach their students? I like the way things are described in the book. For instance.

"As a child it seemed to me as if the ocean had caught a terrible cold because it was always wheezing and there would be spells when it let out a huge sneeze - which is to say there was a burst of wind with a tremendous spray."

"He may have been the size of a hippopotamus, but Awajiumi was a very elegant dresser. He wore a pin-striped kimono with kimono trousers. His job was to make certain that all money passing through Gion flowed where it was supposed to; and a trickle from that river of cash flowed directly into his pocket."

Act of Treason - Vince Flynn
Vince Flynn's political / spy thrillers are much more enthralling than Grishams'. All abductions, assassinations or covert operations are meticulously explained and described.

I have yet to finish Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett as i find it rather confusing with conversations like this "This is nae common storm. The Wintersmith has found the big wee hag - noo then, settle doon!" Which is probably some Scottish accent if you read it properly, with all the "wee"s and "doon". Doesn't make it any less confusing to decipher such spellings. -_-

New Broom Holder

I put my life in danger by taking this picture alright? So, please laugh xD

♥ ♥ ♥

There are no ways to love, love is the only way.

source: unknown

Random Speech #4

C e D says (11:51 AM):
LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

aL says (11:51 AM):
yep

C e D says (11:52 AM):
can ur response be a little bit sexier?

aL says (11:52 AM):
*moan*

C e D says (11:53 AM):
Ahhh yesss!

aL says (11:53 AM):
=='

Internet

Been out of commission for quite a while. Let's just say i spent the last weekend alternating between one or a combination of the following emotions: panic, frustration. explosive outrage, depression.

Panic coz my Internet was down and i couldn't research for my assignment. Depression coz life without Internet connection is pure torture. Frustration coz i kept spam dialing AmEx and Telekom call centres but they were useless. Explosive outrage over the AmEx and Telekom's uselessness. And i can assure u that a large percentage of it was explosive outrage!

My phone lines chose a terrible time to be fucked up. Friday. Just when my assignment is about to be due on Tuesday, it gets disconnected. No phone lines = No Internet connection = No library database = No journals and academic sources for assignment = Doom! Fuck!

Friday, u know! Sonnuvabitch. Apparently the phone bills are auto-paid using Dad's AmEx, but i think the phone bills were surprisingly high for this month and the last (2000+ in total... Mum, calling her Mum in Taiwan to flap their gums. 2000 bucks ok. Fuck. Imagine the things you can buy with that. A PS3 + a game or two / random apparel etc etc. She spent it on what? Wasting spit. Damn!) so there were some anomalies with the credit card centre and i have no idea what so my phone lines got suspended.

Friday. Them sons-of-bitches in these phone/credit card companies are never efficient during weekends. Best bet of any progress will be on Monday. "We need 24 working hours to reactivate your phone lines, so if the credit card centre clears this up on Monday, you'll be able to reconnect on Tuesday evening or Wednesday morning" at which point I wished that I could somehow reach my hands into the phone receiver and come out at the other end to strangle her while screaming "Fat lot of good your Tuesday evening reconnection can do!" Geram!

Managed to procure some random journal articles when I went over to Brown Bear's house to leech his wireless Internet connection. I also managed to wrangle a new high score for Facebook's word challenge.

All in a day's work

I came across the weirdest e-mail address EVER and it's used for job hunting purpose...

MySChik@yahoo.com

MY.ASS.CHEEK

wtf XD

Random Speech #3

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:11 AM):
cibai subject
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:11 AM):
sien na ka lan
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:12 AM):
revise whole night whole morning liau
vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:12 AM):
pun si aneh boring

aL says (11:13 AM):
studies is not meant to be interesting
aL says (11:13 AM):
unless u're taking course like sexology
aL says (11:13 AM):
or molestology
aL says (11:13 AM):
rapology

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:13 AM):
fuckotology

aL says (11:13 AM):
cunnilingology

vingie.com : bring it on! u comm theory bitch! says (11:14 AM):
titsuckinology.

aL says (11:14 AM):
or vulgarogy

:)

(:

If you're better off that way,
All that I'd like to say...
Go on and do your thing and don't come back to me.

Purhleaseeeee

This is my second year fasting without family. Although i took the same sahur menu everyday which is roti+homemade sambal goreng or serunding and very typical canteen food during breaking fast, i think im doing ok. Thanks to my beautiful friends here :)

Scenario in fac,unfortunately still the bloody same. Due to dat bloody guy who bloody gave up, to the bloody situation that he had bloody started, which now bloody worsen, and all he does just bloody chickening behind the bloody closet. Thanks to you bloody boy, kurang pahala puasa aku hari ni

selamat datang ramadhan

Dalam salah satu riwayat disebutkan bahwa saat Ramadhan tiba, Nabi SAW berdoa: “Ya Allah, selamatkan Saya untuk Ramadhan dan selamatkan Ramadhan untukku dan selamatkan dia sebagai amal yang diterima untukku.” (HR Ath-Thabrani dan Ad-Dailami)

Mari kita sambut Ramadhan dengan suka cita karena ia merupakan tamu agung yang senantiasa dinanti-nantikan umat Islam diseluruh dunia. Jangan lewatkan Ramadhan yang mubarak ini lewat begitu saja tanpa menambah amal dan tabungan kebaikan kita. Jadikan Ramadhan sebagai investasi kebaikan kita. Isilah dengan berbagai amal sholeh seperti tilawah Qur’an, tarawih, sedekah, sholat-sholat sunnah, dzikir, do’a, dan i’tikaf. Tentu saja dengan tidak meninggalkan amalan wajib puasa (shaum) dan sholat 5 waktu.

Dalam satu riwayat disebutkan bahwa selama di bulan Ramadhan ini, amal sunnah dinilai sebagai wajib, dan amal wajib diberikan ganjaran 70 kali lipat. Makanya wajar jika para sahabat ketika ditinggalkan Ramadhan menangis tersedu-sedu karena ditinggalkan oleh bulan yang penuh kebaikan. Bahkan Rasulullah pernah bersabda jika ummatku tahu akan kebaikan-kebaikan Ramadhan niscaya ia menginginkan agar seluruh bulan ini dijadikan sebagai bulan Ramadhan semua.

Eggtart

If you're craving for yoong egg tarts and wondering where the hell to get them, search no more, for this is where you can purchase some of the best egg tarts around.

Canton-i.

Yup. Despite specializing in noobles and congee, they bake and sell some fabulously delicious Hong Kong style egg tarts.

You can buy (or gawk at) the egg tarts at this little take-away (外卖) kiosk.

Oh they don't look exceptionally spectacular, but sink your teeth in them and you'll think otherwise!

The crust of the egg tart is incredibly light and fluffy and it is nothing short of divine! The egg filling is flavourful, smooth and light. Crust and filling combined creates a orgasmic melt-in-mouth experience. Aaaaaaaaah!!!!

Oh, and if you buy a box of them eggtarts (or various types of baked goods), you get this fancy plastic bag which i find quite artistic and creative. The eggtarts are sold in pairs for 3 bucks + tax (around 1.60 each). When i went there the other day, they had 5 left and they refused to sell the fifth one, much to my annoyance.

Canton-i's eggtart competitor would be John King, which is situated in the lower ground floor of 1u. John King's logo claims that it is Hong Kong's egg tart king. 0_0.

John King's 'original' egg tart has the same crust texture as Canton-i's. However, its egg custard filling is bland in comparison and has an artificial aroma to it which tastes something like artificial almond flavouring. However, John King's egg tart is slightly larger than those at Canton-i.

John King has a variety of egg tarts such as durian tart and cookie-crust egg tarts. Half a dozen is sold at 9.60 (also 1.60 each).

If you ask me, i will recommend Canton-i. But if u want a bigger (but suckier) egg tart, go to John King. XD

Dream-tart

Had a most ludicrous yet fascinatingly satisfying dream today. Exceptionally vivid! I can recall the detail.

So the dream took place in Adidas (i don't know why Adidas, coz i despise Adidas and its three-stripe design). Not just some rubbish Adidas outlet. This was different. It was expansive and had tall shelves much much higher than my reach.

And so me and my friends were inside looking at piles of red-black-white coloured shoes.

Then! I move further into the shop and i saw, to my amazement, cakes! Countless cakes, and they were the most fabulous, ornate and attractive ones i have ever seen. Perched on top of the tall tall shelves. I stood there marveling at them. They were glittering and shimmering with such beauty.

And i don't know why Adidas. Adidas doesn't sell cakes. But damn. I wouldn't really call them cakes. Confectionery would be more precise, as some of these ''cakes'' looked as if they were just packed with fruits. Fruits that resembled Christmas lights. Ooooh.

Then i woke up. Oh my god. The secret dreamland of an insane glutton.

An Offensive Post

As the title implies, this post is meant to vent out my frustration. This is my blog - whatever I write here is totally my right and if you don't quite like the content, most probably it's really YOU I am talking about.


When I first know you, I didn't give much thought as of why you do not have close friends. I took pity on you and let you in with mine. But you, the unappreciative fuck screwed it all up. You've got only yourself to blame for all your failures. Who you are today is the result of your stupidity and childishness. Your ex friends are wise :)


Let me tell you a thing or two about life. You do not bitch about a person to other beings known to her. You do not talk to my ex colleagues, close friends, friends of close friends, friends, acquaintances and strangers-to-be-friends 'bad' things about me. I will get first hand information immediately after your calls to them, do you get me? You don't have any fucking idea how each words you uttered will be directed into my ears right after, do you?

Fucking disgusting piece of shit.


And another you, I was utterly shocked with your accusation that very night. If you are not tech savvy, you should have read some Complete Idiot's Guide series before you even think of asking me those questions. You're just making yourself look like a complete idiot with a fucking shallow mind. True friends never put physical appearance and weight in the criteria listing. I will be friend with you no matter how you look like but if you got a mentality like that - I'll be more than glad to delete you off my list.

Fucking piece of filth.




Fucking retards. I wasted many hours of my life with you two once. The time spent would be better use to clean my dog's arse.


Whores.